《Sh*t My Parents Say》107 》Dad
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What do normal people say when they greet their fathers? "Hey," or "Hello," or "Hi." How do normal fathers respond to this? "Hi," or "Hello, how are you?"
As you've probably read, my parents are not the typical 'normal'.
I greet Dad with, "Hi."
He reponds with, "Nope, not today."
Here's another:
"Hi, Dad."
"Not even a little."
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