《Sh*t My Parents Say》098 || Dad
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This is just a small, quick one.
Dad set up the television for me after he had been playing video games, and handed me the remote, saying, "Here you go. Knock yourself out." He went to leave the room, but then he paused at the door, faced me, and said, "Literally, please."
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