《Sh*t My Parents Say》090 || Mom and Dad
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I was filling out a character development prompt sheet for my play for drama class when I came across a word I didn't understand.
"What are predominant features?" I asked.
"Your big mouth," Dad said.
"Your bulbous nose," Mom said.
"The red horns protruding from your forehead," Dad said.
"The mono-brow you have to pluck," Mom and Dad said at the same time, laughing as they did.
I have none of those, by the way... I have two eyebrows... in case anyone was wondering.
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