《Sh*t My Parents Say》084 || Mom and Dad
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Little Sister was picking on me. Mom said, "Careful, you might make her want to move out at 18."
Dad said in a loud whisper to Little Sister, "Keep going, keep going!"
Little Sister said, "You know, they could just kick you out, KC? They only need to keep you until 16."
Mom said, "Oh, we looked it up. We knew."
Dad said, "Too bad there's a limit on the whole 'dropping your kid of at the fire station' thing."
Mom said, "I'm actually not sure about that one. We should look that up, though."
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