《Sh*t My Parents Say》082 || Dad
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I was telling Mom about the ships on The Vampire Diaries. I said something about 'Bamon' and how it will never happen. Then I said something about 'Delena' being endgame.
Dad said, "Okay, all this shipping is really stupid. The only people that use those words are on Etalk."
"Uh, no!" I said. "Have you ever been on the Internet? That stuff is all over Instagram. And Tumblr practically runs on shipping and tv shows."
"Yeah, whatever. Hashtag, I don't give a shit."
"Yeah, Dad. You're so cool."
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