《Sh*t My Parents Say》063 || Mom
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There was a Dutch exchange student at our school last year and the two of us because very close friends. She moved back to the Netherlands in July 2015, and we are still in contact daily.
I was Skyping her and I said that I only have three good friends, she corrected me and said that I have four friends because she counts, too. I specified that I only have three friends here.
Mom, who was listening, inputted, "The smart friends move away from you."
My Dutch friend laughed and I said, "Wow, thanks, Mom."
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