《Sh*t My Parents Say》061 || Mom and Dad
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Mom sighed and said to Dad about me, "She's got until 32."
I said, "32, what?"
Dad said, "At 32, you move out."
I said, "That's okay. I expect to be married by 26, so I'll already be gone."
They both laughed and Mom said, "Unless your future husband is the pizza delivery guy, you're not getting married any time soon."
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