《Sh*t My Parents Say》056 || Dad
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"Hey. KC. Psst. Pssssst. KC. Hey."
"What?!" I shouted after being bugged by him for a lot longer than I just wrote.
"Guess what day it is tomorrow."
I thought for a moment to see if there's anything going on. Then I guessed, "Saturday?"
"Jesus, took you long enough."
"What was the point of that--"
"Guess what's the day after that."
"Sunday?"
"No, dummy, the lunar eclipse."
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