《Sh*t My Parents Say》052 || Mom
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Mom and I were driving later at night and it was dark out. When we were driving, we saw an old man standing on the side of the road, just standing.
Mom shook her head and said "What is he doing? Don't people know how dangerous that is?"
"He's old," I shrugged.
"Yeah, but he's got to remember that when old people get hit by cars, they don't bounce, they shatter."
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