《Sh*t My Parents Say》037 || Dad
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"Why don't you go outside?" he asked. "You're always inside on your phone."
I looked out the window and say, "But there are bugs out there."
"Yeah? There's a bug in here. On my couch. A big one, too. Where's the fly swatter? I'll squish it!"
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Fallen God decides to live a little
Magnus is the God of Magic and he created the foundations of the universe with the rest of the true gods and just like the true gods, he knew everything under the table, how everything ran and how everything stopped. He lived a simple monotone eternal life watching over the world as it ran its infinite cycle. He was bored of it, and he wished something would change it. He received his wish through the loss of his powers turning him into a Fallen God. After being shot down from the heavens, he was saved by a fellow god at the last second. What does he do when he knows something might threaten the universe. What does he do when he knows something dangerous is lurking out there, does he strive to regain enough power to enter the plane of Gods, yes, but he'll first enjoy this life given to him. Join Magnus as he walks through the world in the shoes of a mortal in his irresponsible journey to live a little. Note: This is my first story, please be a little kinder to me. If you see any mistakes point them out in kindest way. Cheers
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Let me tell you a story A story about a beautiful song And those who sing it Alright, time for the real synopsis: Song of the Unborn takes place in a bleak and dark universe. The world is broken and unbalanced. Dark creatures roam the lands and the order that once existed as a beacon of hope has crumbled. Kalosýni is one of people who live in this cursed world, but thanks to the efforts of his father, he led a sheltered life. However, an unexpected cry on a seemingly normal night leads to a journey that will lead Kalos, his father and a pregnant woman on a journey across the kingdom of Faacri. UPDATE FOR BOOK 2 (Warning!!! Spoilers ahead.) Book 2, or Throne of the Lords kicks off right where we left off. A dark figure is claiming to be the dark lord, one prophesied to be the bringer of the apocalypse has appeared. But is there truth to the prophecy and how will Kalos, Raymond and company react to all this? FINAL UPDATE: The book is over... the part about Kalosýni. I just have a few side chapters to dump on you and boom, done. Hehe, it's been one helluva ride. ANNOUNCEMENT FOR POTENTIAL PATRONS: I think I'm ready to take the next step with this story of mine. Anyone interested in supporting my ambitious endeavours should follow the Patreon link. What will I be doing exactly? I really want Song of the Unborn to exist in as many mediums as possible and so, after publishing the novel on Amazon, I'm planning on creating a graphic novel version and we'll finally be able to see Kalosýni in all his glory. Well, that's my goal anyway.
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Have you seen the future? I have not, nobody did, no one can. I see...have you heard of apotheosis' prophecy? What about it? Many didn't take it seriously, probably because nobody could crack its mysteries, but the indestructible prophecy rock has recently crumbled. It is a sign that things will change. ...What did the prophecy say? Sigh, you really don't know anything. There was a furnace drawn on the prophecy rock. There were three objects in it, named meaningless crown, black star and incomplete cross. When three signs appear the beast will awaken. Has the meaning been cracked? There are many hypothesis, but nothing concrete. The first object could have relation to king of some sorts, but in this vast universe there are many worlds, counties and kings. Who can really guess its meaning? It can also be metaphorical. What about black star? They say the second clue leads to eclipse, but this also says nothing. Third one? Cross is the symbol of divinity. The cracked cross might mean a lot of things, like person who wants to go against progenitor's ideas and laws and forcefully achieve divinity...It could also mean destruction of divinity, but something like that should be impossible... You're overthinking things. How could gods stay idle if someone is threatening their reign?Also, even if somebody is forcefully awakening, the gods will be alerted by commotion and won't let it succeed... Say, do you think that awakening beast is the one who will try to become one of us? Most likely. No, it's hard to say. The prophecy can't be that simple. This is nothing but wild guesses from our side. Alright, let's stop with depressing stuff. I found a nice place not too far from my domain constellation. Really? What's special about it? Nothing we've not seen before, except for a rare delicacy. They call it chocolate. Oh? Is it delicious? Yes, much better than slime candies you've been fond of. Are you free now? Of course! Then it's my treat. Be careful though, the sovereign over there is a bit low key, but very strong. You need to get to know world's customs first, we don't need extra trouble. No problem. We have nothing to do anyway, haha. What are we waiting for? Lead the way... Ark I - Invasion of thousand kingdoms (Chapter 1-???) Ark II - Nocturnal feast (Chapter ???-???) Ark III - False divinity (Chapter ???-???) Art by sandara on deviant art
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❝𝗶 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗿𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶'𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂.❞╰┈➤ 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙪 , 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙛𝙞𝙘 , 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣 !𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙤 : 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 , 𝙕𝙝𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 !𝙞 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙤𝙘 𝙬𝙩𝙫
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