《Sh*t My Parents Say》034 || Mom
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Mom and Dad were bickering like an old married couple (which they are) and Little Sister I were watching them, laughing.
"We should have a TV show," I said.
"Yeah, right. It's bad enough you're writing a book about us," Mom said. "At least on there I have anonymity. You think I want people to see I'm related to you?"
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