《Sh*t My Parents Say》030 || Mom
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Mom went to the bathroom, not feeling well and came back a while later.
"Where were you?" I asked.
"I went out for coffee," she responded sarcastically.
"Ha-ha," I fake laughed.
"Being constipated is like giving birth to you. 16 hours of hard pushing and all that comes out is a little shit."
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