"Hi."

"Oh my god. I'm never drinking again."

"Good morning to you too."

"My head hurts so much."

"Let me guess, first hangover?"

"Oh, shut up. Not my first, but it is the worst."

"You don't drink much, do you?"

"Not all people go to parties every weekend. I bet you have a hangover at least once a week."

"Well, I'm not going to deny that. I think it's at least twice."

"No way."

"Kidding."

"Ugh, whatever. Man, what did I even do last night?"

"You drank a lot, probably didn't drink much water and did you even take aspirin yet?"

"I'm not stupid, Finn."

"Just checking."

"I saw that I called you last night. I kind of remember it, but not completely. Did I say anything stupid?"

"You mean aside from the usual?"

"This is too much. I'm hanging up."

"Oh come on. But no, you didn't say anything stupid. You were giggling the whole time."

"I was?"

"Yes. Piper saved you from things getting worse."

"Thank god. I really shouldn't be allowed to drink."

"Nah, it was funny."

"For you, yeah. Anyway, I'm going to get some breakfast, bye."

"Breakfast? It's one pm."

"Shut up."

"Love you too, bye."