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"'Sup?"

"And?"

"About what?"

"Whoa, Google has results for that?"

"Cool. So, what does it say?"

"Spit it out, Jackass."

"What the fuck!"

"Pfft, y-yea!"

"Ooh, tell me one."

"..."

"Well, I've seen you already before and I think that you're always at your best, Sensei."

"But we didn't meet through an online dating thingy."

"This means no weird flirtatious comments when we meet, understood?"

"Wait, I'm curious about something though."

"Nah, I don't think Google has an answer for this one."

"Why did you and Avalon break up?"

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