Incoming Call

Planet of the Salamanders

8 : 38 pm

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"So yea... that's my real name."

"How did you─"

"River bought my skills in lying once."

"Meanie."

"Anyway, Jackass?"

"Aw, I missed that."

"My crush doesn't even know I exist."

"I think he knows me by name but that's probably it."

"..."

"No, you're not! I like your advice but, what if a girl does that to you? She just stuck to her real self and got the guts to talk to a popular guy like you. Would you even try to accept her?"

"S-somebody d-did?"

"How could she? You're handsome, kind and athletic! How could she even?!"

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"WHY THE HECK DID HE HUNG UP?"