Incoming Call

Planet (?)

12 : 45 am

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"Um, hi?"

"I found that equally touching and disturbing that I don't know which side to buy."

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"Dudeee, when are you going to ask Avalon out?"

"And you decided to try one of them to me?"

"It's obvious, duh. Anyway, you need to have a different approach."

"Yes."

"I know... so overrated."

"Describe Avalon please."

captivating

"What is your ideal date?"

"Tell me some of her interests."

"What genre?"

"You're making my job a lot worse than I've expected it to be."

"No, because you're not Justin Bieber!"

"Nothing... anyway, still don't get the clue I left last night?"

"It's my name, Jackass."

"My name is a planet, stupid brain."

"I'M A FREAKING AMPHIBIAN, BITCH."

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Call Ended

12 : 46 am