Incoming Call

Grasshopper Girl

12 : 39 pm

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"The canteen ceiling, doofus."

Very

"Why, thank you!"

"Michael? What kind of nickname is that?"

"Er, that didn't exactly swept me off my feet."

"I am."

"Why?"

"Oh. I guess you don't need my help anymore."

Yet

"How can you be so sure that it's a girl from the other end of the line? I mean, I could be a fifty year old man that's divorced twice and finds the time to modulate his voice into a sixteen year old girl's one."

"Period? You were gonna say period."

"Pfft. Liar."

"And I'm the one who's on my period."

"It's because they don't, Genius."

"That I need 'ya"

"My voice is beautiful like me."

"I hereby declare that I can see my own voice today, my good lord."

are

"Where would I be? In the auditorium? Of course I'm in the cafeteria, Jackass! For your information, Mr. Hamilton, it's already lunchtime."

"Typical stupid reply."

"You know you love me."

"Just shout whenever!"

"You are my─ wait, why are we singing Bieber's songs?"

"Highkey not happening."

"─makes me feel like a dangerous woman."

"Nah, you also have a brain of a nerd."

"Maybe."

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Call Ended

12 : 41 pm