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I walked into the Salvatore house. Stefan had called me over because Damon was drunk. Again. Two days in a row. I could hear the music blarring through the living room.

I looked around. Empty bottles everywhere. Looks like Ric passed out on the chouch hugging a half empty bottle of J.D.

Damon was speeding around like the Roadrunner on speed.

I sighed annoyed.

I walked to Ric and took the bottle out of his hands. I shook him "Ric!"

He just groaned annoyed and turned his back to me.

I growled "Alright"

I opened the bottle and pourred the rest of the J.D. over Ric's face. I smirked. He jerked up and shook the liquid off his face. He looked at me shocked.

Ric yelled "What the hell, Y/N?!"

Me "You are going to help me catch Damon"

Ric shook his head "nah, I'm going back to sleep"

I raised an eyebrow "How fast do you think can you catch fire?"

Ric's eyes widened and he jumped up.

Ric yelled "Damon!"

I yelled "Damon!"

I looked around. He was still speeding around.

Ric "Where's Stefan, by the way?"

Me "That little shit left me alone"

I looked around "Damon! stop speeding around"

Damon stopped speeding around but i couldn't see where.

Me "Damon?"

Damon giggled"up here"

I looked up. He was standing on the railing. (

Ric and i looked up.

Ric "Come down here, man"

Damon took a sip of his drink and shook his head.

I begged "Babe, please"

Damon giggled "Your funny"

I looked at Ric.

He just shrugged "don't look at me. He's your boyfriend"

Then Damon speeded away.

Me "Damon, Babe, please"

Damon suddenly stopped in front of me.

I sighed relieved "Thank you"

Damon laughed and started running again.

I put a hand on my hip "You do realize that your sexlife is in my hands, baby, right?"

Damon suddenly stopped dead in tracks. He was standing on the pooltable.

Damon looked at me shocked "What?"

Me "You heard me"

Damon glared at me"You wouldn't dare "

I raised an eyebrow "Watch me"

He looked at me changeling but then started speeding again.

My jaw droped. I turned around to look for Ric. I rolled my eyes when i saw him sleepin under the pooltable.

I whinned annoyed and took my phone out. I called Stefan.

Stefan "and?"

Me "You are going to move your ass here and get your brother away from the booze before i'm going mad"

Stefan sighed"on my way"

I just looked around and sighed.

I walked into the Grill and could already hear Stefan's laugh. Matt had called me and told me to get Stefan home because he was drunk as hell and acting like an idiot. I looked around and saw him dancing with Rebekah. Nik was there too.

Me "What the hell is going on here?"

I walked to them.

Nik "sister! you're here!"

Stefan stopped dancing and looked at me.

His face lit up and yelled "Y/N! My beautifull Guuuuurl! You're hare! i'm so happy now"

He came to me and hugged me. I didn't hug back. He was smelling like alcohol.

I looked at the threw of them "Since when are you hanging out together"

Stefan giggled like a child "you know, after a couple of drinks you siblings look nicer. "

Rebekah smiled "aw, you're nice too!"

Nik laughed "Tell that, Y/N, she doesn't find us nice! not at all"

I looked closer at him "Wait till he got to spent over a 1000 years with you"

Nik pouted "you're hurting my feelings"

I raised an eyebrow "are you drunk too?"

Nik shook his head chuckling"nah, just watching how you he's emberassing himself in front of everyone"

I rolled my eyes "You're a dick"

Nik took a sip of his drink "love you, too, sister"

I turned to Stefan "You need to get home"

Stefan shook his head and exed his next drink down like water.

Stefan "not happening, boo."

Me "please!"

Stefan pouted "only if they can come with"

He pointed at Nik and Bekah.

I shook my head "not happening"

He grabbed the next drink but i grabbed it from his grib.

I shook my head "no. no. no. no. no. you've had enough"

Stefan crossed his arms over his chest "but i wanna stay"

I looked at Nik with a droped jaw "What the hell did you give him to drink?"

Nik put his hands up in defens "Just because he's acting strange doesn't mean i had to do with it"

I nodded "It's alays you. Last time it was you, too. Remember, brother?"

Nik looked at Stefan.

I sighed and turned to Stefan "Alright, boo, you're not drunk"

He shook his head up and down like his life depended on it "I'm not drunk"

Me "If you can stand on one foot then you're staying and i'm joining your drinking season, if you fail, then come with me. Deal?"

Stefan nodded "Deal"

He took the drink out of my hand and exed it down "alright"

Me "go ahead"

Stefan tried it but failed. He couldn't keep his balance. Nik was laughing his ass off. Rebekah was already flirting with some random guy.

Me "Tell me when you give up, boo"

Stefan snaped drunkly "not happening"

He tried it once more but failed. He had to hold himself on a chair.

I put my hand over my mouth to stop myself from Laughing.

Me "you done?"

Nik shook his head "keep going"

poor Stefan had no idea what was going on.

Stefan sighed disapointed from himself and whispered "you won"

I smirked and raised an eyebrow "Say what?"

Stefan rolled his eyes and yelled "YOU WON"

I smiled exausted "finally"

I walked into a bar and already saw why Nik called me over.

I was speechless. My boyfriend dancing shirtless with a bottle of alcohol in his hands on the barcounter.

I looked at Nik who was just laughing at his little brother "and you're just sitting here and amusing yourself or what?"

Nik nodded "why not"

I looked around. Only girls were in the bar. I rolled my eyes, shocker.

I walked to the bar counter and looked up at Kol.

Me "Kol! you good?"

Kol smirked when he saw me "Darling, join me up here"

Me "where is your shirt?"

Kol shrugged "i lost it an hour ago"

Me "How can you lose your shirt?"

Kol raised his hands still dancing and shrugged"It just happened"

I sighed. He was full.

Kol suddenly jumped off the counter and landed in front of me.

Kol "how rude of me"

I asked confused "What?"

Kol cuckled "i didn't give you a kiss"

Kol tried to kiss me but i looked to the side so that his lips landed on my cheek.

Kol asked drunk worried "are you mad at me?"

I shook my head "No. Is there a reason to be mad at you?"

Kol shook his head "wanna play darts?"

I nodded "Sure"

He speeded us to the dartboard. A girl was standing in front of it with a dartboard hanging in front of her chest. Well, it was hanging in front of her bra.

I looked at my boyfriend "Wanna explain?"

Kol "explain what?"

Me "You playing darts drunk is gonna end up getting her killed"

Kol smiled and nodded "i know, darling"

I looked at him confused. What the hell is wrong with him.

Kol "Do you want to start?"

I shook my head "you start"

Kol nodded and aimed the dart at the board. I sighed. This is going to end bloody.

Kol threw the arrow. It hit her in her shoulder. She didn't wince in pain though. Of course he compelled her to shut up. Kol's hot but i don't think that a girl would do that for him. I wouldn't, would i?.

Kol threw the second arrow and it hit her in her thigh.

I looked at him "Maybe you shou-"

Kol yelled "Wait till i am finished!!"

I raised my hands up in defens "Woah, Calm down, babe"

Kol smiled "thank you. "

He threw the third arrow. Right into her thrat. She fell coughing and bleeding to the ground. I sighed annoyed.

Kol pouted "Now i have to look for another dartboard girl"

Me "Kol?"

He looked at me smiling "Yeah?"

I raised an eyebrow "Is it possible you have killer-mood-swings when you're drunk?"

Kol's face went dark "What are you talking about?"

My jaw droped "i-i-i-"

He started to laugh "you should see your face, darling."

What the actually hell?

I was sitting on the ground while Nik was running around and drinking alcohol. He had drank through the whole night. And now the sun was slowly starting to raise.

I stood up "Nik!"

He suddenly stopped in front of me and smiled "Yes, love?"

He took a sip of his glas.

Me "I think it's time for you to go to bed"

Nik nodded, took my hand and speeded to our room. He sat me down on the bed.

Nik "now go to bed"

wait what?

I stood up "YOU should go to bed"

Nik gulped his drink down "Why should i, love, i'm fine?"

Me "Because i know you're going to get pissed at me if i don't bring you to bed"

Nik sighed annoyed "alright. Can you bring me my phone? it's on the nightstand?"

I nodded and turned around to grabed the phone but there was no phone. I turned back to Nik but there was no Nik. I took a deep breath and walked out of the room.

Nik was speeding around again.

I sighed "Nik!"

He stopped in front of me and asked innocently "Love?"

Me "What the hell, Nik?!"

Nik "My glas was empty"

Me "inside now!"

Nik nodded smiling "alright"

He walked past me inside and i closed the door afterwards. I turned to Nik. He was standing there.

My phone, wich was on the bed, starte to ring.

I looked at Nik "Don't move"

He nodded drinkning his drink.

I walked to the bed, eyes locked with Nik, i grabed the phone and saw it was Rebekah. I looked up and Nik wasn't there anymore. again.

Me "Is this guy kidding me?"

I walked outside.

I yelled "Nik!"

He stoped in front of me. again.

He smiled innocently "Something wrong, love?"

I growled pissed off "Bedroom, now!"

Nik smirked naughty "so eager to get me in bed, love?"

I took a deep breath to calm myself down "You're going to bed. you pull this shit again and you can search for someone else to cuddle for a long time."

Nik "you love my cuddles"

Me "I love sobber Nik more"

Nik sighed and nodded "just don't stop being my cuddlebuddy"

He walked into the bedroom. I turned around.

Is he my child or my boyfriend?

Me "Eli? you here"

I looked around. I walked into his and mine walk in closed and my jaw droped.

Me "oh my god"

Elijah was sitting in the middle of the closet on the ground, in just his boxers with a bottle of Bourbon next to him and a scissor in his hand.

Me "Elijah, my love, what are you doing?"

He looked at me "nothing"

Kol had called me to look for Elijah because they went out drinking having a guys night out and then Elijah got lost. He told me Elijah was drunk but i never imagined this. Literlly all his suit jackets were lying around him. Some of them were already cut in little pieces.

Me "Are you okay?"

Elijah grabbed the bottle and took a long sip "i'm gooooood"

I leaned against the doorframe.

me "Elijah, baby, do you even realize what you are doing?"

Elijah "fixing my suitjackets"

I raised an eyebrow "with a scissor?"

Elijah nodded.

Me "but why are you ruining everything?"

Elijah "i'm not ruining anything"

Me "you're destroying your jackets"

Elijah shook his head "i'm not destroying my jackets"

Me "You're cutting them in pieces"

Elijah shook his head "i'm not cutting them in pieces"

Whhaaat?

Me "Then what are you doing?"

Elijah "Cutting my jackets in pieces"

Me "so, you are cutting your jackets in pieces"

Elijah shook his head "i am not cutting my jackets in pieces"

My jaw droped in confusion "What are you doing then, Elijah?"

Elijah took a sip of the bottle "Cutting my jackets in pieces"

What the hell is going on?

Me "Means you are cutting your jackets in pieces"

Elijah shook his head "i am not cutting my jackets in pieces"

Me "What the hell?"

He looked at me with big brown drunk eyes and sighed"you just don't understand"

I nodded shocked "obviously i'm to sobber to understand this non existing logic"

Elijah "I see the logic. I don't know what your problem with it is it though"

Me "Baby, who told you to do this?"

Elijah "Kol told me it would make them look better"

Me "Kol told you this?"

He nodded and started cutting again.

I took my phone out and called Kol.

Kol answered "Hello, darling? how can i help you?"

Me "i found Elijah?"

Kol "Really? where is he?"

Me "Can you come home? you need to see this for yourself"

Kol "Nik and i will be there in 10"

Me "Make 5"

Kol "be there in 5"

I hung up and looked at Elijah.

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Kol and Nik arrived.

Kol "What's going on?"

I nodded to Elijah "you need to see this"

Nik and Kol walked to the walk in closet and their jaw droped.

Kol "bloody hell?"

Nik "what is he doing?"

Me "cutting his jackets in pieces"

Elijah called out "i am not cutting my jackets in pieces"

Nik "then what are you doing then?"

Elijah "cutting my jackets in pieces"

he started cutting again. Nik turned to me.

I shook my head "It's complicated"

I looked at Kol "he told me this was your idea"

Kol "how the hell is that my fault?."

Me "he's cutting his jackets in pieces because you said soemthing"

Elijah "i am not cutting my jackets in pieces"

I looked at him. He was nearly done with all of his jackets.

Kol "i said that his jacket would look nicer with a different cut"

Me "You can't say that to a drunk."

Nik "Why is he in his underwear?"

I shrugged "found him like that"

Kol "Elijah, brother, why are you in underwear?"

Elijah "because this is more confortable"

I sighed "you are going to regret this tomorrow. So much"

Kol laughed "i'm out guys"

He kissed my cheek and left.

I looked at Nik "you leaving too?"

Nik nodded "night, love"

He kissed my cheek and walked out.

He closed the bedroom door behind him.

I looked at Elijah "Wanna come to bed?"

Elijah shook his head "When i finish cutting my jackets"

me "so you ar-"

Elijah yelled "no, i'm not!"

My jaw droped "Alright! calm down. Good night, love"

I walked into the Grill. Searching for Jeremy. He wasn't answering my calls and it's worrying me. I saw Jeremy and Tyler sitting on the bar and doing some shots. I walked to them.

Me "hi, guys"

I tried to kiss Jeremy but he moved away.

Me "something wrong?"

Jeremy nodded "i have a girlfriend. i don't kiss girls that aren't her"

A part of me was glad to know that i can trust his drunken state but the other part of me was confused.

Me "but i am you gilfriend"

Jeremy shook his head "you're not"

Me "stop joking"

I tried to kiss him again but he moved away.

Jeremy "i'm serious. I have a girlfriend"

Me "oh really?"

He nodded and took his phone out. I looked at Tyler. He was biting his hand to hold back a laugh.

Jeremy then showed me a picture of myself.

Jeremy "That's my girlfriend"

Me "but that's me"

Jeremy shook his head "no. no. no. no. no. That's my girlfriend"

Me "then who i am to you?"

Jeremy "Y/N"

Me "and what's your girlfriend's name?"

Jeremy smiled"Y/N"

Me "i am your girlfriend, Jer. "

Jeremy shook his head "my girlfriend is way more hotter than you"

Should i feel honord or mad?

Jeremy then grabbed another shot. I took it from his grib.

Me "i need that one"

I exed it down and put the glas back on the counter.

I looked at Tyler "What did you to him?"

Tyler "nothing. I swear"

I looked at Jeremy "how about you go back home to your girlfriend? hm?"

Jeremy jumped off the chair "that's a great idea"

Then he left. I sat down on his stool.

Jeremy walked back inside and smiled when he saw me. He walked to me.

Jeremy smiled"There you are, baby"

He kissed me.

Jeremy "i was looking for you everywhere"

Tyler "i'm too sobber for this shit"

He gulped down two more shots.

Jeremy asked confused "what's his problem?"

I shrugged laughed "you don't wanna know"

He just nodded confused.

I was looking through the whole Salvatore house.

Me "Damon?"

Damon showed up in front of me "yes, sweatheart?"

Me "you seen Kai?"

Damon "Last time i saw him he was pretty drunk. Like really really drunk"

I nodded "alright. Thanks"

I walked upstairs into my room. I saw light in my bathroom and walked into it. I started to laugh. Kai was sitting in the turned on shower with his head against the marble wall. His eyes were closed.

I walked closer "Kai? babe, you ok?"

Kai's eyes opened and he nodded "just sleeping in the rain"

I raised an eyebrow "in the shower?"

Kai put a finger over his lips "shhh, don't piss the rain off or it will stop"

Me "Why are you in my shower again?"

KAi "i love sleeping in the rain"

Me "You're drunk"

Kai "i'm trying to sleep"

Me "Alright, i'm gonna turn the shower off"

Kai begged like a child"no. no. no. no. no. please don't"

Me "calm down. ok."

Kai "why don't you join me?"

me "you want me to sleep with you in the shower?"

Kai "in the rain"

I shook my head "i love you and all but not happening"

Kai smiled "fine. more rain for me"

Me "i-i- oh my god"

I just walked back into my room.