🍪

Tae

Tae

Tae

Tae

Tae

Tea

Tae*

Tae

Tae

👽

STOP

I AM LITERALLY SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

WHAT DOYOU NEED FRMO ME

do you*

DO YOU*

FROM*

🍪

I'm bored!

👽

Okay.

Bye.

🍪

nuuuuuuu

come back

👽

idk what you're talking about

I haven't even gotten up

too lazy for that smh

🍪

good good

stay lazy

don't leave me all aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

👽

typing 20 e's doesn't make your point any stronger

it just makes you look desperate

🍪

I AM DESPERATE

FOR FRIENDSHIP

BE MY FRIEND

👽

wth?

we're brothers you idiot

of course we're friends

until you do something that makes me want to rip your intestines out

like how Hobi accidentally set Kumamon on fire

🍪

do you think Yoongi knows yet?

👽

no lol

Hobi told him that Kumamon magically disappeared

and Yoongi seemed pretty convinced

besides

Hobi is still alive so 🤷‍♀️

🍪

true true

but don't worry I wouldn't do that to you Tae!

👽

of course you wouldn't

I don't own a Kumamon

and the only Kumamon in our lives

is a pile of ashes somewhere

🍪

I think Hobi spread them out in the backyard

👽

wasn't that around the time that Yoongi put Lala in the garden??

🍪

do you think...

do you think some of Kumamon's ashes are in Lala's pot?

and that's how he's stayed alive all this time?

because he was absorbing Kumamon's soul?

😱😱😱

👽

well that escalated quickly

idk

🍪

do you think Jin knows?

👽

idk

probably not

and as I said earlier

Hobi is still alive so...🤷‍♀️

🍪

you know who else is alive?

...

Lala

👽

alllllllllll right

I'm done dealing with you

I put in my five minutes

I'm clocking out

Go entertain yourself some other way plz

I can't focus on the main character being killed by the murderer

if I have to keep checking my phone to reply to you

🍪

you know Tae

someone once told me

that putting a lot of extra letters

doesn't make your point stronger

it just makes you look desperate

🙃

you're desperate for my attention right? :D

👽

desperate to get away from you.

***

🍪

jiminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

jimin

jimin

jimin

jimout

jimin*

🐨

oh hi there Kookie☺️

do you need me for something?

🍪

no not really lol

I'm just bored and you're the first person I wanted to talk to!

(after Tae told me to stop bothering him so he could watch his movie)

but after that

you were the first I swear

🐨

haha okay I see

do you want to talk?

🍪

sure!

can I call you?

🐨

um

I don't really like talking on the phone

can we just keep texting?

is that okay?

sorry sorry😓

🍪

okay! what do you want to talk about?

🐨

well

it's not much but

there's this little stray kitten

that started living underneath our window

and she's really cute and fluffy

she's black

and half her nose is white and so are her paws

I can't pet her cause she's really skittish and she runs away

but idk she's adorable❤️❤️❤️

🍪

have you given her a name yet???

🐨

no idk

I'm nervous

cause like

nvm

it's stupid

🍪

no no

tell me

🐨

well

it's just

I feel like

if I give her a name

it'll make it real, you know?

Like...

she would start to feel like part of the family

🍪

isn't that a good thing?

🐨

but like

what if she runs away

or gets hit by a car?

that would make me really sad as it is

but if I gave her a name

it would be like

it would be like someone killed my cat

she's not mine, she just lives underneath my window

I'm just scared that she'll leave me

lmao

this is so stupid

she probably doesn't even know I exist

I'm just like Person #4 to her

if she even cares

🍪

i guess i get it

but maybe she won't leave you know?

:D

maybe you guys could be friends

🐨

everyone leaves

🍪

that's not true!

and maybe your mom will let you guys take her in

🐨

she's your mom too you know

and maybe idk

our step-dad will prob say no...

I don't think he likes pets

🍪

no need to snap at me

I know she's our mom

it's just

idk

we have Namjoon and Lisa so...

idk even if I did like her, it's not like I need her

it's not like she needs us either

🐨

then what about us?

what are we doing here?

do you not need us either?

sorry I shouldn't have said that

🍪

jeeeeeez

of course we need you guys

and idk she wanted custody so I guess she wants you guys

🐨

but you guys don't see her as your mom right?

🍪

of course not

she was in our lives for what

four years?

you were with the Songs longer than she was ever with us

ah shit

sorry

just ignore that, I didn't mean to bring itup

🐨

it's fine

but you know

she really does care

🍪

who?

Song Eungi?

🐨

no

Mom

our mom

she cares about us

all of us

if you guys just give her a chance

Jimin is typing...

🍪

that's a nice story

but no thanks, I'm good

I get that you guys are probably comfortable with her

since you all live together

but we only see her for the weekend

and we're usually in your guys' room so

we don't even see her that much

🐨

but Kookie

Jimin is typing...

🍪

idk Jimin

maybe it's easier for you

to like accept people

because you've had three different moms basically

our mom

Song Eungi

Lisa sort of

so like idk maybe you're just looking for a mom in general

and anyone will do

🐨

um

all right

if that's what you think

...

uh

okay I need to go

bye Jungkook

have a nice day

🍪

shit

Message not sent

I'm sorry Jimin

Message not sent

that came out wrong

Message not sent

I didn't mean to say that

Message not sent

Why won't these send?!

Message not sent

Did you turn your phone off?!

Message not sent

Please say you didn't block me!

Message not sent

...

Message not sent

Shit

Message not sent

***

🍪

heyyy

Hobi

Hoseok

Horseok

jkjkdon'tkillme

Hobiiii

🦄

OKAY OKAY

I'M HERE

STOP SPAMMING

YOU HAVE MY DIVIDED ATTENTION

🍪

isn't it supposed to be your undivided attention?

🦄

maybe idk

but right now

Jimin and I are trying to coax this little kitten to come play with us

she lives under our window

and I've been leaving some food out for her and some water

Jimin said that maybe we should give her a name

damn it

she just burrowed back under the house

oh well, back inside we go

we'll try again tomorrow

one day she'll come out and love us

🍪

ooh

Jimin mentioned the kitten

is he mad at me? can you tell?

🦄

he's not really mad at you

he just doesn't want to talk to you or see you rn

🍪

so he's mad at me

🦄

mmyeah a little bit

relax you know how he is

he'll be fine tmrw

he turned his phone off

but I can't wait til he turns it back on

and I get to read whatever shitty thing it was that you sent him

🍪

are you mad at me too?

🦄

not really

I just don't really want to talk to you or see you

jk

whatever happened is between you & Jiminie

but that doesn't mean that I won't totally invade your privacy

cause I still like to know whatever drama's going on

🐸☕️

🍪

okay

well

you'll find out later

in the meantime

I'm bored so

tell me a joke or a story or something

🦄

a story?

mmm

okay

I have one

but don't interrupt me once I start

cause it'll throw me off

🍪

okay I'm ready!

🦄

There was once a curtain

Named CP

And his job was to protect the house from the outside

The house couldn't be exposed to the dangers of the world it couldn't see

So CP shielded the house for years

Hiding the house

From the outside

And hiding the outside

From the house

CP did his best to protect the house

Its innocence

Its sweet naïveté

But one day

There was a fire within the house

The house would die

It would burn up

And CP would have failed

To protect the house

So CP said "take me and bat the flames out with my body"

And so the house used CP to extinguish the fire

But in doing so

The windows were freed

The glass was dirty

But the house could see shapes

On the outside

The house became curious

It wanted to know

What was out there

And why CP had kept it hidden

The house was mad at CP

The house forgot about the half-burnt curtain

Forgot about CP

Forgot how CP wanted to protect the house

And the house left CP behind

To explore the world it was never supposed to see

The end

🍪

okayyyyyyyyy

I'm not asking you for stories anymore......

waitwait

is this like a metaphor?

am I the curtain?

no wait are you the curtain?

is Jimin the house?

wait DOES that make me the curtain?

or or or

I'm lost

🦄

idk

figure it out yourself

🤷‍♀️

bye✌🏽

***

🍪

hey hyung!

what do you want brat

🍪

ouch!!

why are you so mean to me ;-;

i was kidding.

🍪

well how was I supposed to know?!

idk

it's not like you've know me your entire life

and know what I'm like

just to clarify

I was also being sarcastic in those two messages

since we did grow up together

and you have known me your whole life

and are aware of my personality

🍪

thanks hyung

I just remembered why I don't text you for fun very often

and I just remembered that I have better things to do

than explain to you what sarcasm is

bye fetus

***

🍪

Jin

JINNNNNNNNNNNNN

jinnnnnnnnnn

jinnie

pick up your phone

pleaseeeee

now?

now would be nice

🌸

hello?

🍪

oh my gosh

you picked up!

I need to screen shot this!!!

🌸

lol

who is this??

sorry did you need Jin?

we accidentally swapped phones at practice

I'll see him tmrw at school so I can let him know that you texted him?

or we'll just swap back phones so i guess you can just text him tmrw anyway lol

sorry hope it wasn't urgent

🍪

oh

i mean

yeah

nah

it wasn't urgent

it was just

you know

a thing

you know how things are

🌸

lol yeah

this is I.M. by the way

well my name is Changkyun

but everyone calls me I.M.

🍪

?

those letters aren't even in your name

why even

🌸

lol i know

that's what everyone asks me

well

everyone with a brain

some of the kids in our school

are really stupid

like all those girls that just sort of

idk

walk around like in a zombie horde

they're brain dead I swear

just trying to get in with the popular kids

It's gross and annoying

Who am I texting anyway?

Just for reference lol

Oh I'm nobody important

Sorry about bothering you!

Bye

🤷🏻‍♀️