18th of april 20xx

my friend, kyle

dude you sound depressed with college. you okay? i mean, take deep breaths and go on walks i guess. going to the park is a great idea!

and yes, i actually started college bc my mom wont stop blabbering about it. i guess its really important.

i broke up with wendy (again, for the 7th time) and i guess i should really stop starting a relationship with her...

also, kenny went to the hospital yesterday. i hope he's fine.

hmm, i really dont know what to talk about anymore. see you next time, i guess.

sincerely me,

stan marsh