《Laff Ships》Obsession - 4
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Part 4/? - First Blood, And an attempt to expell one.
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Laff's POV -
I arrived at school at 7:00 a.m., along with the others.
After a bit of research,
I've found that Blaza and Oompa are the closest to my love at the moment.
Although Oompa doesn't seem to have any interest in him in terms of romance,
Still, I have to be careful.
I don't think killing two people in one week would be easy or good, however...
I have another method for Oompa.
And so, as the day started,
I immediately went to get cigarettes from 'L4FF' to put in Oompa's bag before I went about my plan on killing Blaza.
I went into Oompa's classroom and looked around to see if anyone was nearby.
No. No one's close.
Easy, now.
He's too dumb to notice, thankfully.
Now I can report to the guidance counselor.
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Now, how shall I deal with Blaza..?
I decided to text 'L4FF' about it,
'Provide Rival's Dark Secret.'
That's it....
I had already known about the rooftop fan but I wasn't too sure how I'll drag him over there..
Now...
I've got the answer.
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After quickly writing the letter about his secret, I quickly went over there and snuck it inside his locker.
Now in the letter, I told him to meet me by the rooftop at 7:30.
And now, what I needed to do before sending him to his locker to make sure he saw the letter, I had to get a screwdriver.
And with that I quickly went into the school's workshop and grabbed it.
Thankfully no one noticed.
Now to conceal it and get Blaza's attention.
I still can't believe it..
A stupid boy like him has a stalker?
Such low standards.
I ran up to Blaza the second I saw him.
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"Hey, Blaza. I saw someone put a note in your locker."
"Oh really? Thanks man, I'll go check it out."
Now to go up there before he does.
Looking down at my wristwatch as I went up the stairs,
It's 7:25. Five more minutes.
Quickly I stood nearby, hopefully he wouldn't see me as he went up.
.
.
.
Ah would you look at that?
He's up.
Slowly...
Now to sneak behind and open that fan,
AND SHOVE HIS HEAD INSIDE OF IT.
Hearing his cries and screams was wonderful.
His hair ripped to shreds, while his face got to a point you couldn't even recognize who he was.
The pain, the agony...
The sight of blood spilling everywhere.
I had to let out a quick laugh, I was going insane.
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After quickly disposing of the body, bloody clothing, and screwdriver, I now had to mop it all up.
I can't let anyone know now that I've done it.
Cleaning it up took a while, though.
I probably shouldn't try anything that messy again.
At least not where people usually pass by.
Luckily no one heard or saw anything.
But by now, it's almost class time.
After quickly disposing of the bloody water and washing away the mop,
I headed to class,
Right where I could watch my love..
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"Finally! It's lunch time!!!" Memey shouted throughout the halls as we left the class.
Socks on the other hand, seemed nervous.
Even when we met up with everyone, he still seems so nervous...
Has he noticed...?
Before I could ask him first,
Tbh beat me to it.
"Hey, Socks, man. You okay? You look kinda nervous."
"I'm okay. It's just, where's Blaza? And Oompa? They should've been here by now."
He replied.
Shit...
This may be a problem...
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But at least I've disposed of everything.
As far as I know, Blaza's body is in flames after I threw him into the incinerator.
It might even be ashes by now.
"Ehhh.. I don't know about Blaza but I know the guidance counselor asked to search Oompa's bag."
TBVG, who was in the same classroom, answered.
"Eh? Why search Oompa's bag? He hasn't done anything wrong has he?"
Joocie sounds confused...
Good..
Good.
Even if I can't get him expelled, he'll most likely won't be too close to us anymore.
"I don't know.. I think she said something about cigarettes?"
"Really, cigarettes, man?"
"Yeah cigarettes. I didn't think Oompa would smoke, either."
Plan's going perfectly..
I just wonder if there was any faster way to get Oompa expelled.
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'Is there any way to get him expelled faster tomorrow?'
Sent to 'L4FF'.
'I can drop an intense drug for you and you can just do the same like the cigarettes and he'll be expelled immediately.'
'Alright. I'll text you tomorrow.'
There. Now I can get rid of him for good.
I took a good look at the shrine I made for HIM one last time before I went to sleep.
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Immediately, as soon as I went into school, I texted 'L4FF' for the stuff, and waited right behind the school, next to an ugly statue.
Immediately I saw a box coming from the window above just like the cigarettes.
"Thank you, L4FF, or whoever you are.." I whispered before I ran away to go back to Oompa's class.
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"Oompa you got expelled?!"
"Yeah it's crazy man! I tried to explain those things weren't mine but she didn't believe me!"
"Oh man... What a bummer."
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Now...
My love is safe once again...
However I feel like that won't lats for long...
'Congrats on eliminating two rivals in one week.'
'It's only because of your information, 'L4FF'. And what do you want now?'
' [Insert pictures of Tbh and Socks together] '
'It seems you have this week free however.'
Great...
A new pest...
He's no problem..
What really is a problem is Woolf and Dino's intelligence...
Ugh. Disgusting...
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Yayyayayayayya
The first murder >:)
Yo there's 967 cool words in this part?
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