《Father Laff AU (Socksfor1) Volume 1》Blooming, Bombing Relationships (Part Five)
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Huffing softly in frustration, Socks sat in a waiting room chair outside of a bloodwork's lab as he tapped his hand against the arm of the chair. He was holding his head in his other hand as he waited impatiently to be called into the room. Socks could have had this done days ago since this was a mandatory lab work needed for NASA by Meme, but SINCE Meme was 'cheating' on him he'd rather have someone else do the bloodwork and get it over with. So, he was stuck with this annoying, cherry preppy guy called 'Daren'.
A part of him was consistently doubting what he had seen in Meme's discord on the computer, and Meme had been constantly telling him he had no idea what he was talking about. But that doubt was always quickly overcome with the beast known as jealousy, and it was completely clouding his rational judgment. Plus, by now he felt like he was justified at this point to consider talking to Meme about it. Socks was pulled out of his thoughts quickly when Daren appeared from inside the bloodwork lab. "Aloha mai e Mr.Socksfor1! My name is Daren and I will be your lovely medical guide for you today!" He loudly started with a smile as Socks huffed, already tired of his bullshit.
He was quickly invited inside and seated on the drawing chair as Daren went on and on about the simple procedure and nonchalantly adding in some other patients past experiences in the lab that he could remember off the top of his head. Socks just groaned quietly and rubbed his temple as Daren prepped his left arm to draw some blood. He was just getting the needle and capsule ready as he glanced over at the annoyed spaceman "You know, correct me if I am wrong...you're the wonderful boyfriend Meme has been talking about are you?"
Socks flinched a bit when the needle was stuck into his arm, but the 'boyfriend' part really hit him as he tsked and looked away "of course he would still try to suck up to me while at work." He muttered under his breath as he waved his free hand "Yes yes, I am the wonderful roommate of Meme's. Honestly, I don't even consider him a partner any more since he is a lying, cheating bastard."
After a few beats, Socks grew confused as to why Daren wasn't saying anything. When he looked at him, he saw how STUNNED Daren looked; just staring at him. "..." He took out the needle and sealed the blood capsule, grabbing on gauze and placing it on Socks' arm "Say that again? Meme's a cheater? How are you so sure?" He slowly got up, grabbing the capsule and the sticky note with Socks' info on it as the spaceman held the gauze on his arm. "Well, his discord was open on his computer in one of the recording rooms. He had a chat open with someone and it was filled with him and the stranger flirting it up! And he referred to me as his roommate, like I was fucking nothing to him! That little-"
Daren quickly snapped the pen he was holding, causing Socks to pause and look at him as he started scowling. -OH THAT CUNT!!! SHE DIDN'T!- From behind Daren looked utterly fuming as Socks looked a little concerned. "Uh-" Daren quickly slammed down the pen and came back over, grabbing the fancy IV tape and rather harshly put it over the gauze on his arm. Before Socks could even question him, he quickly grabbed him by his upper arm and pulled him standing; "This is against any code of conduct, but please follow me sir." was all he stated before quickly walking out of the lab. Socks reluctantly followed Daren to the doctor and nurse break room as Daren peeked inside.
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Marsha was inside, scrolling through her twitter and having some coffee as she sat at one of the tables.
Daren glanced at Socks and made a motion to tell him to be quiet but listen. Socks was confused, but cautiously nodded as Daren opened the door and walked inside. "Oh Marsha! You know, it has just dawned on me the reason why Meme's been so sad recently!" He loudly started with a little extra dramatic flair as Marsha set her phone down, looking at him. "Really? Meme has been sad? Why?" She asked as Daren put one of his hands on his hip, huffing. "Well obviously things are going down between him and his boyfriend, Socks! And you know between you and me, I think I MAY know why!" Marsha seemed to fidget nervously as she glanced to the side for a moment "Uh, you do? W-Well, what do you think is going on?"
"Well OBVIOUSLY Socks had been cheating on Meme from the VERY beginning! He has been emotionally and physically involved with someone else this entire time! But of course, from how Meme would describe him he is so handsome and charming, anyONE would want him! You know though, it was OBVIOUS Meme had a crush on you from the start of working here, but he was just soo allured to Socks that there was no competition!"
Marsha suddenly looked confused "Wha-if he was interested into me all this time then why he stayed with his roommate!?" Daren looked at her and shrugged "I have no clue! But Meme had been getting strange texts from a random stranger, and since those texts ruined his relationship, he's going to be with the one who sent those texts, he told me so!" Marsha quickly gasped "So he IS going to be with me!?" Daren quickly slammed the table and pointed at her ""
Socks looked absolutely horrified from the other side of the door, his eyes wide.
"WHY THE HELL WERE YOU MEDDLING IN MEME'S PERSONAL LIFE!?" Marsha looked at Daren stunned before huffing, glaring at him "Well you SAID that no good roommate of his was cheating on him, so I would be doing him a favor!" Daren scoffed and stood up "I was LYING, like how YOU'VE been lying to get what you want!" Marsha smirked smugly and crossed her arms "You have no evidence! Now that I know that roommate will be gone for good, I can swoop in and save Memegod. It's not like either of them would ever KNOW!"
Socks then quickly opened the door, staring at Marsha as she looked at him and got the 'oh shit' face. "It was you...?" Socks quietly asked as he walked closer "For the past four days...I legitimately believed Meme was seeing a random stranger, but you caused this??" Marsha stammered for a bit before she huffed, trying to make herself intimidating again "S-So what!? It's not like Meme will believe you! It's not like Meme will believe any of you!" Daren glared back at her and pushed her back when she started trying to get closer to Socks "That is enough! Marsha, you fucking fucked up this time. I'm taking your ass to HR."
Marsha huffed and smirked "You have no evidence and as long as Meme doesn't know he cannot report me!" She laughed and grabbed her coffee "You're out of your league Daren!" She quickly walked out as Daren was fuming, looking around as Socks was processing the entire exchange. He DID have a reason to doubt those messages, Meme was never cheating on him at all! He was telling the truth; fuck he was telling the truth and all Socks did to repay his honesty was giving him the ultimate cold shoulder. His eyes widened, horrified at the thought that along with all of that he-
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"FUCK!" He quietly yelled and quickly turned and ran out of the break room, leaving Daren alone as he was trying to think about how to expose Marsha. He glanced over at the table and noticed Marsha had left her phone as he quickly got an idea. Daren smirked softly and grabbed her phone, putting it in his pocket and went to clock out for the night.
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"And this is a drawing of me and Tyler on the swings, he can go up so so high!" Nadwe squeaked as he was showing Meme his drawings from school still. It was now around dinner time as Shroobz had left some time earlier, taking Muffin with him to bring him back to the orphanage for Laff as the mentioned british man was home making some leftovers for dinner, so he was in the kitchen with Joocie, Tbh and Blaza.
Meme smiled sadly and chuckled quietly, gently placing a hand on Nadwe's shoulder "That's a really great drawing Nad." Nadwe smiled brightly as Meme ruffled his hair "You're getting so good at drawing." Nadwe kept smiling brightly and giggled "Thank you Uncle Meme!" He set down his drawing and was going through the pile on the coffee table, looking for a new drawing to show Meme. Meme watched him for a bit before sighing quietly, looking down at his hands as he sniffled quietly.
Nadwe almost quickly stopped looking through the pile of drawings and hugged Meme's leg, catching him off guard. "It'll be okay Uncle Meme..." He muttered quietly as Meme smiled softly, pulling him into his lap and held him close to his chest. "Thank you Nadwe, but I promise I'll be okay." He sighed softly and leaned his head back "Me and Uncle Socks are just having a rough time. It's...normal for couples to have disagreements from time to time, although; being accused of cheating is a different story if you or your partner are truly innocent."
Nadwe nodded softly, looking up at him as Meme glanced to the side. "I'm not sure why Socks would ever think I would cheat on him...and I honestly hope he comes to his senses soon." He sits up a bit "If he continues this however, I honestly do not know if I can forgive him." Meme thought for a bit before looking at Nadwe "Cheating on someone is one of the worst things a partner can do. It hurts more than you could ever imagine because it would be the person who you put all of your trust into, and I would know how badly that feels." Nadwe tilted his head as Meme pulled him closer to whisper "I was once cheated on by an old highschool fling." Nadwe gasped and covered his mouth, staring up at Meme in shock "That sounds really bad, really really bad." Meme chuckled quietly and patted his head gently "it was really really bad, but I had moved on from that time..."
He turned to glance into the kitchen where he saw Laff and Blaza comparing some 'We've come for your nectar' memes they have found as Tbh and Joocie were all snuggled against each other by the counter. Joocie looked really happy as Tbh was kissing his head gently. Meme smiled softly at the sight and looked back at Nadwe "and I'm sure that that person had learned their lesson after I completely ripped into them." He smiled softly and booped his cheek "You promise me that you'll never cheat on anyone, okay?"
Nadwe giggled and waved his hand "That'll never happen! Girls are gross!" Meme snorted softly and chuckled, ruffling his hair "Just wait until you are 13, I'm sure you'll change that tune quick."
Wictoria walked out of the main bedroom as Blaza was walking into the hallway, running into her. "Hey there Tori!" Blaza smiled as Wictoria nervously smiled back "Hey there Blaza B." Blaza grinned and put his hands in his pockets "Laff said I could use the master restroom, which way is it?" Wictoria pointed behind her to Laff's bedroom door "Just through that door, it shouldn't be too hard to find from there." Blaza nodded and waved one of his hands "Thanks...uh, how come I have to use the master bathroom?"
Wictoria laughed nervously and rubbed the back of her neck "Nadwe had the bright idea of dumping an entire bag of cotton balls into the toilet and broke it..." Blaza snorted and started laughing "God! Nadwe is so hilarious..." He kept laughing as he walked into Laff's room. Wictoria rolled her eyes and walked over to the kitchen, looking inside as Laff was setting the reheated leftover food on the countertop. Tbh let Joocie go and walked over to the food "Damn, this smells so good Laff."
"Swear jar." Tbh flinched and looked at Laff "W-What!? Why!?" Laff huffed and crossed his arms "You know what you said. Dollar in the swear jar, go on." Tbh sighed and rolled his eyes and walked over to a mason jar by the coffee pot labeled 'Swear Jar'. He took out his wallet and sighed "This is ridiculous..." He took out a dollar bill and put it in the jar while Joocie was making himself and Tbh a plate of food. Wictoria laughed quietly as Tbh put away his wallet in a huff "Nadwe is at an impressionable age, and you tend to spout profanity."
Tbh snickered quietly and rolled his eyes, turning to walk back to where he was "Yeah yea-" He bumped into Joocie as the plate flipped and split everything all over his hoodie and neck. He yelped and stumbled back as Joocie dropped the plate, his eyes wide "Sorry sorry sorry!" Tbh let out a long sigh as he smiled softly, accepting the dish towel from Laff as he tried to wipe off his hoodie "It's okay babe, it was an accident."
"Do you have a shirt underneath your hoodie, so you don't have to wear it?" Wictoria asked as she grabbed a wet washcloth to try and help. Tbh sighed and shook his head "No, I don't. I forgot to put one on. I was in a rush after going to the gym." Joocie sighed softly, "Honest." Laff huffed quietly and rubbed his eyes "It's fine, I have a box of old shirts and sweaters in my closet, I've been meaning to get rid of them for a while so you could take one." Tbh smiled softly "Thanks Laff." He turned to Joocie and kissed his cheek "I'll be right back babe." He quickly walked out to Laff's room as Wictoria helped Joocie clean up the mess.
Meme came into the kitchen after some time and smiled softly "Nadwe went to his room to put his drawings away. I told him it was okay." Laff turned to look at him and smiled softly "Thanks mate." Meme smiled softly in reply as he walked over to grab something to eat. Joocie remembered he had forgotten to ask Tbh for something, so he excused himself to go catch up with him, Wictoria following him out just to take a seat in the living room. After a bit, Laff looked at Meme and cleared his throat softly "Hey..." Meme looked at him as Laff rubbed the side of his neck "...I'm sorry about you and Socks, you know how overly jealous he can become..." Meme managed a small laugh remembering back to their among us videos "Yeah, I know...but I know it'll all probably be okay."
Laff stared at him for a bit before smiling softly, reaching over and rubbing his shoulder. "...you know, I might actually have one of Socks' old space hoodies in that box. I know you've been staying at Oompas and Shyanes since all of this started, so would you like to take it?" Meme looked at him and smiled softly "I would, actually." Laff's face brightened up a bit more as he and Meme started heading over to the bedroom while letting Wictoria know what they were doing.
About halfway into the hallway, the two stopped and noticed Joocie just standing outside of the master bedroom doorway, frozen in place. Meme quickly got tense as he quietly approached with Laff following suit as the two looked into the room themselves, Meme almost immediately becoming disgusted and horrified.
Inside Laff's room was both Tbh and Blaza, making out on Laff's fucking bed.
Tbh was on the bottom as Blaza towered over him, kissing him silently and holding onto him tightly as he quietly giggled. Tbh was quietly laughing himself once Blaza pulled away and started kissing his neck, leaving gentle bites down by his shoulder as he pulled down the old shirt of Laff's Tbh was wearing past his shoulder on his left side.
That's why Joocie was frozen in place, he was frozen completely PETRIFIED. He was watching his 'boyfriend' actively cheat on him with someone he considered a really close friend! He was standing there in silent shock, so the two sinners were not aware of his presence.
But now Meme had an active target to use all of his pent-up rage and frustration with Socks. (AND REMEMBER TBH HAD ALSO CHEATED ON HIM TOO).
"" The Hindi cookie monster screamed at the top of his lungs, startling both Blaza and Tbh as they quickly looked at the open doorway with really wide eyes. Meme looked like he was going strangle the two of them, Laff was just staring blankly and Joocie- "FUCK!" was all Tbh could really say as he legit shoved Blaza off of him and sat up, staring at Joocie as he knew he did an ultimate fuck up "JOOCIE! I-I CAN EXPLAIN! I-I CAN-"
"" Meme shouted at him as Tbh visibly flinched. Joocie was just staring at Tbh as he looked mortified. Wictoria had quickly ran up once she heard the screaming and was worried, and then confused as to what was going on. Tears slowly started to build up in Joocie's eyes as now he really felt he couldn't stand to look at Tbh anymore, but Tbh was still stumbling over his words to try and explain himself with Meme screaming at him as loud as he possibly could.
He couldn't take it anymore, it hurts- it hurt so much he couldn't-
"...I'm..." Joocie sniffled quietly as tears started streaming heavily down his cheeks "i-i'm a fucking idiot..." Tbh's eyes widened a bit more, if possible, in horror as he quickly stood up, but Joocie started crying hysterically. He turned around and started running "I AM A IDIOT!!!" Meme watched Joocie run off, turned to glare at Tbh and Blaza who was nervously hanging back farther away in the room before turning to run after Joocie. Tbh seemed to finally gain control over his body as he tried to follow Joocie, but after only getting halfway in the hallway he noticed Joocie was long gone by now.
Tbh was fully panicking as he KNEW there are no way to fix this, there is no way to fix a fuck up this badly. He then became really frightened as he remembered that Laff was still here, and he was scared to turn around. But he did anyway to try and explain himself, he quickly went silent however at the mere sight of Laff. He was just standing there, blank with his eyes wide as he stared at Tbh.
"...get out."
Tbh flinched as he frowned a bit "L-Laff I-" Laff flexed his hands as he maintained eye contact with Tbh, quietly repeating himself "get out...get out of my apartment, Tbhhonest." Tbh stammered a bit and took one step forward "But-"
Laff almost instantly raised his fist and smashed it through the wall beside him, making everyone in the same area jump as he shot Tbh the death glare of a lifetime.
"" Tbh quickly wasted no time and turned and RAN. Laff stood there, utterly fuming as he slowly removed his fist from the wall, breathing heavily in anger. Wictoria was standing a little further away, really frightened by Laff's utter rage as Blaza was trying to quietly creep out of the room so he could try and leave.
Laff quickly turned and locked the same death glare with Blaza "" Blaza jolted and quickly ran as well, tripping over the leg of the coffee table on his way out. Laff took in a slow, deep breath as he rubbed his hands through his hair; trying so hard to calm down because Nadwe was still at home. Speaking of, the Dhampir's door to his room opened as a frightened Nadwe peeked out of it "U-Um, d-daddy?-" Laff quickly turned and looked at Nadwe as the sight of him enraged made Nadwe quickly slam the door back shut.
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