《Father Laff AU (Socksfor1) Volume 1》Broken Bound Part 1:
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W.H.T.Y.S.
-B.T.S
Walking down the aisle, Blaza hummed as he pushed along a large cart. He stopped at one spot and started restocking boxes of rice and bags of beans.
He hummed happily as he meticulously restocked the shelves quickly. After restocking the shelf, he grabbed the handle of the big cart and moved down to the next aisle with a pep in his step. Smiling brightly, he continued on his job as one of his bosses walked over.
Shroobz smiled "Hey yo Blaza, how's your day going?"
Blaza looked over and smiled "Going good sir!" Shroobz laughed and pats Blaza's back "Hey now I told you not to call me sir, we are too good of friends for you to be doing that." Blaza let out a soft laugh and nodded "Right! Sorry, Shroobz!" Shroobz chuckled softly and took a step back, watching Blaza work.
"So, how is life treating you Blaza?" Blaza glanced at him as he kept restocking the shelves, "Oh the same old thing as any other day...But Laff made a new friend!"
Shroobz tilted his head and smiled "Oh he has? Well, what's Her/His/Their name?" Opening a box of canned soups, Blaza grabbed a few stacks of chicken and mushroom soup as he looked at him "Her name is Wictoria-"
Shroobz quickly snapped his fingers "Wictoria from 'Bossy Beauties'!" Blaza looked at him surprised "How did you-?" Chuckling softly, Shroobz leaned on the shelf frame "Remember I'm a spokesperson for their Halloween costume makeup!" Blaza set the cans down on the shelf and bent down to grab a few more "Oh right you work fucking 11 jobs.."
"Correction, 14 jobs Mr.Blaza." Shroobz laughed as Blaza finished stacking the cans. A man around Shroobz's age quickly ran over; he was dressed in white with an eyepatch over his left eye that had an X on the center of it, wearing a really bent halo.
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"SHROOBZ WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT THE SOAP!?!"
Shroobz was quick to cover the man's mouth "SYCE! Quiet down or I'll have to throw you out!"
Syce quickly smacked his hand away, taking a step back as he was fuming "I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING IN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AND YOU MISPLACED THE GOOD LIQUID SOAP THAT SMELLS LIKE CINNAMON AGAIN YOU FUCK!! WHERE DID IT GO!?"
Shroobz scratched his head "uhhh....I think I used the last of it." Syce let out an angered yell "I DON'T WANT TO SMELL LIKE DOGSHIT SO WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?" Blaza cleared his throat before stepping up "Uh, there is an array of good deodorants in the cosmetics section-" Syce was quick to grab his shirt "DO ANY SMELL LIKE CINNAMON!?!?"
Yelping, Blaza quickly brought his arms up "Y-Yeah the old spice brand-!"
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!"
Syce let go of Blaza and scaled the shelf, hopping over to the next aisle and ran like hell. It took Blaza a minute to calm down as he took a small breath in and smoothed out his apron "I uhhh...don't recall Syce being that extra before..." Shroobz scratched his head nervously "Yeah I'm not sure what kind of stuff he does or takes in his spare time..."
Looking down the aisle, Blaza caught a glimpse of a young couple; perhaps in their early or mid-twenties. The two were holding hands and chatting happily with each other and just...looked really happy together.
Sighing, Blaza looked down "...Shroobz? How come there is someone for everyone when I'm left with no one?" Shroobz looked at him and tilted his head "What do you mean?" Blaza looked back up at him "Well...Meme has Socks, Joocie has...Tbh.." It looked like it pained him to admit that "Tbvg and Oof OBVIOUSLY have sexual tension between them both, Laff might have a thing for a girl he barely even knows, Woolfster crushes on Dino despite him being too young; and well you have Syce so-"
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Shroobz was quick to cut him off with a laugh "Oh TRUST me, I wouldn't sleep with Syce if he was the last man on god's good earth."
Blaza nodded softly, messing with his hands "right...but um, who does that leave for me? Everyone I've ever known or just met has someone and I'm..." He looked down "Left with nobody..." Shroobz tilted his head "Well, have you ever felt...something with someone?" Blaza nodded sadly "I did with one guy..." he looked down "But he's dating someone else now...so I had lost my chance..."
Tapping his chin, Shroobz thought a little before speaking "Well, hey, look at it this way. Even if someone in your current friend group is taken, that doesn't mean there isn't someone just like him out there somewhere." He took a step closer and wrapped an arm around Blaza "And hey, you're really friendly and easy to get along with. Anyone would be lucky to have you. Even if you don't find someone; that's okay too! Because you have a wonderful family of friends who will stay by your side no matter what.."
Blaza glanced up at him, smiling sadly "you think so...?"
Shroobz chuckled softly "Why would I ever lie to you?" Blaza chuckled quietly and nodded softly "I-I suppose you're right.." Shroobz removed his arm and chuckled "Of course I am right."
A loud crash was heard a few aisles down as both Shroobz and Blaza heard Syce yelling loudly like a madman.
Shroobz pulled himself "Oh fucking christ; Blaza I'll come back and circle around back but I gotta deal with this before anything bad happens-!" He quickly ran off, leaving Blaza alone. The monkey man in turn nodded softly before grabbing the handles of the big cart again and started walking.
He sighed softly and glanced down at his feet as he walked. He whimpered quietly "oh...I hope you're right Shroobz...it hurts my heart knowing that I can't be with Tbh..."
(Man Syce is wack xD)
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