《Seventeen One-Shots》(3)%Vernon% REVISED
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Your parents had a super important business trip they couldn't get out of and were gonna be gone the week of your little sister's birthday.
You sat in the living room, watching TV with her when you got an idea. "Hey kiddo...do you think a few of your friends would be up to having a sleepover tonight?" You asked, not wanting her birthday to go to waist. "Maybe...I'll post something on Instagram." She said, taking an awkward selfie. "You're to young for Instagram...I don't wanna snitch or anything but the first rule of their terms of use and conditions is you have to be at least 13 to use the app." You joked.
An hour later, your sister approached you with a slight pout. "Only Sophie can come." She said in a low voice. "Better than no one at all...Isn't she your best friend though?" "Yeah...I just wish more people could come." "You're bumming me out...Anyways...I will allow the 2 of you to hang out in my room tonight. You have full access to my TV, movies and radio...stay out of my desk drawers, my candy stash and my Xbox is off limits." You stressed the importance of your Xbox. "What about your diary?" "Why would you even ask that question? You shouldn't even know where it is." "But Sophie doesn't believe that you like her brother...I need proof so we can get you two together." "I am gonna murder you." You started chasing your sister around the house while she yelled about how you and Vernon were meant to be and proceeded to quote diary entries about him.
There was a knock at the door and you froze.
"(y/n)! Open up! I heard my name!" You could hear Vernon outside. "You better be happy that it's your birthday." You scolded your sister.
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You put on a big smile and opened the door. "Hi Unnie." Sophie cheered, giving you a big smile. "Best friend! Come here and take a selfie with me!" Your little sister yelled. "Omg! Make sure you tag me in it!" Sophie yelled, leaving you with Vernon. "Vernon! Help me report our little sister and get their accounts frozen!" You mocked your sister. "Can I hang out too? Mom and Dad are gone and our house is so boring." Vernon gave you an innocent half smile. You invited him in and he made himself at home. He snuggled into the corner of the couch, hugging a pillow with a blanket wrapped around his shoulders. "Homie...I don't even get that comfy on that couch. What the fuck?" You laughed, sitting next to him.
You and him chit chatted for awhile. Yall's sisters were being really quiet and that worried you. You left to check on them. You poked your head into your room where they were and wanted to cut them both.
They were reading your diary. "Really?" You said, 200% done with them.
"So it is true!" Sophie exclaimed. "You know Hansol likes her too. We need to make this happen!" Sophie continued. You hung your head and walked back to the living room, unable to look Vernon in the eyes after hearing what his sister said.
He proceeded to show you funny vines and memes, making you laugh to the point of snorting.
He then got an instagram notification from Sophie.
She tagged him in a picture.
He opened it up and it was a picture of you and him on the couch. The caption said 'Like if these two should be together.'
It already had 20 likes on it.
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"Brat!" Vernon yelled to his sister.
Suddenly a bunch of comments flooded his notifications.
"Make it stop." Vernon groaned. You had to laugh at all the comments his friends left but you felt his pain. That was a very awkward, very embarrassing situation.
I noticed Vernon write a few comments back to the guys.
"Sophie! I'm gonna report you for harassment and get your account frozen!" "Then what? Write a rap song about it?" His little sister retorted.
"You wish huh?" You asked, noticing his last comment.
He got a little wide eyed and looked at his phone then back to you. "Uh...You see...what had happened was..." "Cut the crap Vernon. I like you and you like me...Let's make this ship sail." You said with a random burst of confidence. Vernon cocked an eyebrow at you and smirked. "Does this mean everyone's OTP is official now?" He asked. "You tell me." You said, leaning in and kissing him lightly.
JFC
What is wrong with me.
Kill me now
Unless you actually liked it
Then I deserve a pat on the back lol
One more chapter and set three is done
I'm soooooooo freakin happy.
I am gonna be a senior tomorrow
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