| Lorelei

"Good afternoon! This is Corner's Café, where we sell more than just coffee, how can I help you?"

"I think that I'm the one that's supposed to be saying that. Hell, with even more sarcasm."

"You're lying aren't you?"

"Well I'll be damned. Haha."

"You have one of those?"

"Sure. That's why you really drove all the way here yesterday?"

"You do know that a lot of chocolate makes a person fat, right?"

"Huh? He hung up on me?"

"Someone's sure salty."