Just a little recap of last chapter---

I love all of this happy energy. I get to feel all the love and happiness from my mates and family. I wouldn't trade these little moments for anything. Our little moment was quickly interuppted though by the voice of my arch nemisis. Patricia.

"Howdy Bitches" Peter called out as he and Lottie appeared in front of us while holding duffle bags.

Oh yeah. Party time.

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"Now from the top make it drop thats a-" Jane started but was quickly cut off by Emmett.

"NO. Don't finish that I swear I still have nightmares from that song" Emmett screamed.

"Wet-" I tried to finish the song for my daughter but Peter put his hand over my mouth.

So I licked his hand.

"Ew. Jasperrrrrrr. It licked me" Peter whined.

"Bitch did you just call me an it" I asked him making him shrink back behind Lottie.

If your wondering whats going on we decided to have a party so we put up disco lights and we are dancing and partying around the throne room. I sent Demetri out to get weed and we was going to see if Vampires could get high but apparently they can't so that was dissapointing.

"You look like an It bitch" he retorted but continued to hide behind his wife.

I gave Lottie a look and she knew what was up. She took a quick step to the side and allowed me to lunge at Patricia and I tackled him to the ground.

"Eat dirt bitch" I shouted as I slammed his face off the throne room floor.

Until two very strong arms wrapped around me and pulled me off of him.

"Darling we are in the throne room so I don't know how you expect him to eat dirt seeing as this floor is spotless" Jasper explained to me as he held me to his chest tightly.

"Well lets take it outside" I said to Peter who stood up and gave me a look.

We are not actually mad at eachother. I hate to admit it but hes like one of my bestest friends.

"No Sweetheart why don't you go in the kitchen and get you a drink. I think Alice is in there still making weird experiments with the blood" Jasper explained to me.

We like to mix the different types of blood together and make weird potions. It kind of like making a mixed drink but for bloodaterians. So I skipped to the kitchen in search of Alice who should still be mixing her drinks. I entered the kitchen to see Alice dancing arounf the kitchen like a little fairy and whistling a little tune.

"Hey sweetcheeks" Alice said once she saw me in the doorway.

"Hey babygirl, you having fun" I laughed as her hips was still swaying back and forth as she walked towards me with a cup of blood in her hands.

"Yes I am. Give this a try its one of my strongest ones yet" Alice handed me the cup.

I didn't think twice before taking the cup from her hands and taking a gulp. I was quite suprised when I tasted alcohol in it.

"Is that Whiskey" I asked her.

"Yep. We can mix a bit of alcohol with the blood and it won't make us sick. Gives it some flavor too" She told me.

"This is the first I am hearing of this" I laughed as I took another drink and when some ran down the corner of my mouth I licked it up while keeping eye contact with Alice.

Then I saw her rub her thighs together.

I wasted no time after seeing that to scoop her up in my arms and sit her on the kitchen counter.

"Is my little Alice turned on" I asked her as I rubbed my fingers up her thighs.

Dominate side, unlocked.

"No" she said but lets face it, shes a terrible liar.

"I think you are. I can help you out if you would like" I offered her.

My sweet little Alice didn't know what to do. She was so flustered but I didn't miss how her thighs rubbed together again.

"Beth, its okay I promise. I will get over it" she told me.

"No. I want to if that is okay with you" I explained to her.

"Oh okay" she said and I could see the excitement light up in her eyes like a christmas tree.

"Alice if you want me to stop just say so okay" I looked into her eyes for reassurance.

"The safe words Pineapple. Emmett said so" I added and she nodded.

Today Alice was wearing this adorable little skirt and when I looked under it she was wearing a cute set of lace panties. Since we was in the kitchen I left the skirt on her and just pulled the panties down her legs before sticking my head under her dress. I started by slowly kissing my way up her thighs teasingly as I listened to her slow intake of breaths.

"Oh" Alice gasped as my mouth finally made contact with her core.

I took my time as my mouth worked between her thighs and I relished in the way her legs clenched around my head. My tongue worked its way into her whole as I licked and sucked in every spot my mouth would touch. Today all I cared about was pleasuring my beautiful little mate.

"Beth" Alice gasped but quickly covered her mouth seeing as we are in the kitchen that is not sound proof.

"Let me hear you moan. Then people won't come in here and interuppt us" I told her and she didn't hold back the next moans that escaped her mouth.

But for real, why hold your moans in when you don't want people to walk in on you. Atleast if you moan people will know somebody is in there and they probably should not go in the room unless they want to be scarred for life.

"Im gonna. Im gonna" Alice panted but couldn't get the words out.

Then she came all over my mouth. It was glorious.

"Oh god that was amazing" Alice panted as she came down from her high.

I smiled and leaned in to place a kiss on which she happily excepted as she deepend it. We was happily kissing and her hands started to trail up my legs until we was sadly interuppted.

"AHHHH" The shriek of my son was heard behind me.

Fuck.

"On the kitchen counter. Seriously. Demetri felix get all the cleaning supplies. Like Now" Alec shouted down the hall.

Luckily I had Alices panties tucked safly in my back pocket.

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Uncle Aro grounded Alice and I. He made us sit in seperate corners with our face in the wall. I think they are being a bit dramatic because I swear I saw Demetri, Felix, and Alec walking down the hall towards the kitchen wearing bright yellow hazmat suits. My questions are where did they get hazmat suits and why do they have them?

I don't know what they get up to in this castle but I don't think they would need hazmat suits.

Aro eventually had to leave the room that he put Alice and I in and left us and said he would be back in a few minutes and not to talk or move. Hes pretty dumb if he thinks we are gonna listen.

"Escape" I questioned Alice as Aro was gone for about a minute.

"Lets zoom" she said and we was up and out of the room in seconds.

We ended up in my bedroom where we got a special package. Extremely large water guns thats got a nice hit to them. We had 5 of them and we had more on the way so we could have water gun fights. Fucking amazon only had 5 in stock.

You should know by now we wasn't just going to put water in it. No, I got a gallon jug of vinegar becuase the water tank on this thing holds a gallon and Alice has bottles of ketchup and mustard which she mixed in water and filled her tank. We then put our tanks on our backs because they are like backpacks with hoses connected to our guns. I feel like a ghostbuster and i'm loving it.

"You two better not be in that room when I specifically told you not to move" Uncle Aro said on the other side of my door.

"Come in" I sighed and tried to act defeated and sad.

He slowly opened the door and began to talk but Alice and I aimed and fired.

"AHH" Aro let out a girly screech as Alice and I ran down the halls at vamp speed.

"VAMP BUSTERS" we shouted as we entered the thrown room where the party was going on and started spraying everybody.

Then Aro came into the room with one of the last three water guns in his hands and his little backpack on. The only problem is that the whole set up is purple and it didn't go with his dark persona making me giggle.

"Whats so funny" Aro asked then squirted me.

Dumb bitch only has water. With some kind of coloring in it because I am now green...

"Oh come on" I groaned.

"Aro. Purple is so not your color" Alice admitted and used that last bit of her concoction on him.

Everyone now has water guns because we had smaller boring ones laying around the castle for safety purposes. Now everyone is squirting eachother and teams was slowly made.

"VERVAIN" I cried out when I was hit with milk.

I swear we are putting literally anything we can find in these water guns.

"You really got to stop watching that awful vampire show" Edward told me seriously.

"Atleast they don't sparkle you fucking disco ball" I countered.

I know damn well all my mates are invested in the vampire Diaries, Originals, and Legacies they just won't admit it. They actually do enjoy watching the show with me and I have even caught them watching it without me.

Me and Lottie had a plan. She ran outside to get the dirt while I mized glue and water together until it was a thin enough concotion to throw at someone. I used a gallon of glue and some water and ended up making 5 gallons of this. When lottie came with her bucket of dirt we went to work.

We switched buckets because I wanted to be the one to use the dirt. Peter was distracted and that was the time to strike. Lottie and I nodded at eachother and attacked. Lottie jumped overtop of him with her vamp hops and dumped the bucket of glue and water mix over his head so it ran down every direction of his body. While he was shocked I too jumped over his body and dumped the bucket of dirt over his head.

"Eat dirt bitch" Lottie and I shouted together as Peter stood there completely stunned.

He looked like a swamp monster with all the dirt stuck to his body.

As Peter chased after us we laughed and had fun together. That was until we ended up close lining the both of us at the same time and dragging us back to the throne room where he rolled us in the glue and water on the ground then had help from Felix and Demtri who came in with multiple bottles of glitter which they dumped over our heads.

We had fun though and thats all that matters. I did not like having more glitter on me seeing as I was still finding glitter all over my body from the last paint balloon fight. Cleaning it up was not the fun part. We had to walk around with cleaning supplies and clean up all of our messes. It sucked but it was still fun.

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