"hey... it's me. um, i wanted to say happy birthday. i almost bought you a present, but i wasn't sure you'd want me at your party... i was going to get you that blink 182 record, since i know they're your favourite... did she get you something? i hope it was something good... it probably was. i bet it was that fancy watch from that department store on second street. i hope it was... i hope you have a good day..."