《NUDES》19
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MARCH 30, 2019
8:12 pm
JEONGGUK
i'm so pissed.
is it about your
hyungs again
YES!!
i can't believe
they tricked me
like that
i thought i was finally
going to have that
gaming computer
as soon as possible
but they just had
to leave a note
saying "bitch you
thought" at my
studio yesterday
who does that???
uh you told me
that a hundred
times already
your act probably
wasn't that believable
i mean, jennie is
still suspicious
really? i guess
we should try
harder????
yeah i guess so
i think they won't
buy that computer
unless you've really
proven yourself
i guess
is the computer
really that good
IT'S THE BEST
it isn't even out yet
but the company told
me they'd be giving
it to me if i pay ten times
the amount
you're a joke
but i have the best
computer in the world
so
i'm a cool joke
😎
you realize you're
being tricked right
nahhhhh
meanwhile
my nudes
how are they doing
here in my gallery
they're going on
tour with me
hey!!!
you better keep
your end of the
deal or else
yes ma'am
anyway
my members
they gave me
a deal, just like
yours did
after they knew
about us
mhm what is it
they said that
if we are able to
last three months
without being caught
i'd be exempted
from doing chores
for a year
if we don't, i'll
do all the chores
for a year
fUcK
why do the youngest
always get the hard
choice
it's difficult for us
too yanno
I KNOW IT'S SO
INFURIATING
i tried to tell them
that it was pointless
but jennie is scary
what's the point
of the deal though
remember that i told
you i've never had a
boyfriend before and
they kept on teasing me
now they are all frustrated
because i have one
because they've made
bets between themselves
about me and my love life
waaaay before this started
chaeng won, ofc but
jen didn't want to lose so
they've made another bet
to compensate
that's confusing
what's up with bets
anyway
i know
we have to
try harder
btw
you might want to
wait for my teaser
tomorrow
IT'S GOING OUT?!!!?
YEEESSSSS I'M SO
EXCITEEEEED CJKDKS
yo I've waited years
for this i can't believe it
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'M CRYIIIIING
wait wdym you
waited
you're a blink?
uhhh no
tae is though
jin and namjoon too
right
goodluck darling!!!
i'll try to wait for it
video teaser or photo?
it's a secret
awwww
hehe
dinner yet?
nope
which reminds me
i'll eat first
okay
eat me
jk
how the tables
have turned
that's just a
joke tho
but whatever
i hope you choke
that's so sweet of
you, darling
brb
LALISA
🙄
a/n: quick question, is the story going too slow or too fast? i wanted this to be a slow burn fic but i dunno. hehe
also, be safe, everyone! 💛
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