《Sam, Donna And Peryl (oneshot stories)》joke
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Pierce: meryl! I have a joke
Meryl: hmm? What it is?
Pierce: knock knock
Meryl: this better me good Brosnan, who's there?
Pierce: your love, your life
Meryl: hmmmmmmmm?
Pierce: You can dance, you can jive having the time of your life, oh oh oh see that girl watch that scene dig in the dancing queen.
Meryl: huh? Where is your love and your life
Pierce, pointing at meryl: You! Duuuuuh!
Meryl,blushing: fuck you brosnan
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