"H-HELP! THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS NOT READY FOR SUCH... TOMFOOLERY!"

"Hey, chill Sans, what the hell happened to you?" A seductive voice asked. "And why are you dressed so... stupid? That looks like something Papyrus might wear!"

"FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY BROTHER WOULD NEVER WEAR SOMETHING AS COOL AS WHAT I WEAR." Blue replied.

"Why are you shouting?"

"I HAD NO IDEA I WAS SHOUTING. DR. UNDYNE YOU ARE MAKING ME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE."

"Dr. Undyne? Alright that's it! You are just wasting my time, Sans! We are never meeting up again!"

Lust was taking a casual stroll on his way to Grillby's until he heard the head of the Royal Harem shouting his name, and he decided to see what was going on, as he got closer, he saw Undyne harassing one of his counterparts. That's Swap! Crap! Honey is going to kill me! How did he even get here in the first place?! Lust thought to himself as he threw himself between the scared skeleton and the angry fish woman.

"Undyne! What are you doing?"

"Sans? But you're... he... you... you skeletons are so weird, I'm outta here." Undyne huffed with a ticked expression on her face.

"THANK YOU OTHER ME. THE MAGNIFICENT SANS WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN AWAY WITH MY INNOCENCE INTACT IF YOU HADN'T SHOWN UP TO SAVE THE DAY." Swap thanked his older counterpart.

"You're welcome. And how did you get here and where is Honey?"

"I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE PAPY IS AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GOT HERE, I WAS AT HOME WATCHING NAPSTATON ON TV AND BEFORE I KNEW IT, I WAS SQUEEZED BY BLUE ROPES AND I FELL OUT OF THE SKY AND LANDED HERE."

Lust sighed in frustration and grabbed Swap's gloved hand gently.

"PLEASE NO." Swap begged.

"Hey, calm down. I'm not going to do anything to you. You have my word. I'm just going to take you to my house until we find a way to get you back to Honey. Until then I'm sure you and my brother could watch Mettaton on TV. "

"MAY I HAVE A PIGGY BACK RIDE?" Swap asked, which made Lust chuckle, but Swap got his piggy back ride back to Lust's house.