Me: Hello we are almost done guys stay with me

Jean: oh God who is today

Me:Erwin

Erwin: oh boy

Armin: just me

Eren: but didn't like levi and erwin date aperently

Erwin: HE SAID JUST HIM

Levi: Love please don't bring up my past lovers

Me:okay to start we have Erwin x Armin

Erwin: I love it.

Armin: I do to

Sasha:this is so cute

Hanji: yeah I wish they would be like this out in public

Armin: No

Erwin: how come my love

Armin: you you know where touching leads to

Erwin: oh yeah

Armin: so we are done? Yeah

Me:No

Me: Erwin x Levi

Eren: are we sure this is a fanart

Armin:looks pretty sus to me

Levi: like I said we pretend it didn't happen

Erwin: agreed

Sasha: why is this kinda cute

Hanji: I was thinking the same

Levi: never happened

Erwin: 🤝

Levi: 🤝

Eren: what happened between you two

Levi: how can something happen if that thing never happened

Eren:huh

Erwin: just be glad you are dating Levi eren. And I'm happy I'm dating Armin.

Armin: you might not be if you don't tell me what happened

Erwin: baby it never happened

Me: okay Erwin x Eren

Hanji: woah woah

Sasha: wow

Petra: leaving how does it feel to see your boyfriend kiss your ex

Levi:shut it Petra

Erwin: Next please

Jean: why no likey Erwin

Erwin: he is-

Petra: your ex's boyfriend

Erwin: NO he is my boyfriends best friend

Petra:stop acting like you guys were never a thing

Levi: why do you love to torture me.

Eren:just next please. I don't like it either.

Petra: becuase he is your boyfriends ex

Levi: OMG SHUT UP

Eren: omg Petra he is my bestfriends boyfriend just move on please

Me: okay Erwin x hanji

Erwin: No comment

Hanji: im happy being a single Pringle

Erwin: I will stay gay thank you

Hanji: no offense Erwin but I would date 10 titans before I date you

Sasha: pffftttttt

Connie: hhahahsha

Jean: hdoehegjdozudn

Erwin: ouch

Armin: you still got me baby

Erwin:and for that I'm grateful

Me:okay last one Erwin x Mikasa

Erwin: yeah no. Again I'll stay gay

Mikasa: same 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Me:is that all the comments on this ship

Erwin: yep

Me:okay bye