Me: okay group ready to start.

Eren: not so sure but alright

Levi: istg if any of you brats *coughs* mikasa *coughs* simps over eren I will cut you head off.

Hanji: come on levi

Jean: why are we doing this brat anyway

Marco:come on jean

Me: okay that's enough first ship.

Me: levi x eren

Levi:okay this is cute I guess.

Eren: I love it 🥰

Mikasa: I don't

Annie: for God sakes you are dating me stop simping for him.

:please don't fight guys

Me: anyways next ship

Me: Eren x Mikasa

Mikasa: I love it 🥰🥰🥰

Annie & Levi: I hate it🤬🤬🤬

Me:guys this is really about what eren thinks.

Eren: I Mean it's not bad

Levi: careful with your next words😡

Eren: but I think of Mikasa as a sister more than that

Jean: okay ngl but Mikasa looks like a full on simp in that picture.

Mikasa: all day everyday 😎😎😎

Sasha: okay but that picture is super cute.

Connie: thinking the same thing

Me: okay next

Me: Eren x Armin

Sasha: okay that is super duper cuteness

Marco: why isn't this real

Levi: because Erens dating me. Only me nobody else.

Erwin: yeah and armin is my baby boy😉

Armin: *blushes because of erwin*

Jean: is nobody going to talk about Mikasa in the back looking like she is about to kill armin.

Hanji: She probably is

Mikasa: yeah sounds like me

Eren: umm mean it's very cute and I would date Armin if he hadn't grown up with me. He is like a brother

Armin:yeah. I feel the same.

Me:okay next is Eren x Historia

Ymir: I'M SORRY WHAT

Ymir: I hate it. I hate it hate it hate it

Historia: me and eren are just friends

Eren: yeah. And I'm not a big fan of this ship.

Levi & Ymir: I hate it too

Connie: I really can't see Eren with a girl.

Sasha: I really thought he was going to end up with Petra

Levi:MOVING ON

Me: yes ofc

Me:Next is Eren x Hanji

Levi: Ngl this one scared me.

Erwin: Hanji you need to calm down with this hurting obsession.

Hanji: haha nah it's cute I my eyes but my heart belongs to the fellow titans out their.

Levi: well you all already know my options on this.

Mikasa: you hate it

Annie: Calm down your attitude

Eren: okay I'm not really liking this ship. It's really scary and she likes to torture things 😕.

Me:moving on we have Annie x Eren

Armin: why does this seem quite impossible.

Annie: that's because it is. I (quack) hate that stupid brat.

Levi: watch your attitude towards my brat Leonhart.

Mikasa: levi I suggest you don't yell at my girlfriend

Levi: so know you call her your girlfriend. This whole time you have been simping for my boyfriend.

Marco: please don't fight you guys

Eren: well in my opinion this ship can go jump off a cliff

Me: (sorry if you like the ship. I need a reaction)

Levi:yeah then drown in a river.

Me:okayyyy that is enough

Me: Petra x Eren

Levi: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ( H E double hockey sticks) TO THE (quacking) NO

Eren:babe pls calm down.

Sasha: why is Levi reacting like this.

Jean: think about it the Ex girlfriend and the current boyfriend in a ship together

Ymir & historia: idk it's kinda cute.

Levi: SHUT UP YOU *insert names and lots of cursing*

Me:okay there is two more maybe three.

Me:Next and I'm sorry Reiner x Eren

Levi: NOOOOOO

Eren: oh God no. That is all next pls

Me:oh okay Jean I'm sorry

Jean: why

Me: Eren x Marco

Jean: EREN YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND

Eren: YEAH RIGHT LIEK I WOULD WANT SOMETHING YOU HAVE TOUCHED not that anything is wrong with you Marco

Marco: I know

Jean:WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETHING I HAVE TOUCHED.

Me:ME STOP FIGHTING NEXT

Me: Oh God Jean you are going to hate me more

Me: Jean x Eren

Jean: NO NO GOD (QUACKING) NO I WOULD RATHER EAT (POO) THAN DATE HIM

Eren: YEAH WELL I WOULD RATHER DATE A TITAN THAN DATE YOU

jean: THAT IS INCREDIBLY IMPOSSIBLE IT WOULD EAT YOU (DUMMY)

Eren: BETTER THAN DATING YOU. I WOULD RATHER GET EAT BY A TITAN AND GO TROUGH ITS INTESTINAL TRACK AND BE (POOPED) OUT.

Armin: OMG WILL YOU TO SHUT THE (QUACK) UP.

Eren and jean:😰😰😰

Me: okay that is all for this story thank you for watching this drama go down.