Avha was drunk as fuck. Silas had dropped her home and she was constantly dancing to some music playing on her phone. She doesn't even listen to that genre but now it was buzzing loudly in our silent home.

"Avha? Babe come on" I said, picking her up and walking towards the kitchen.

"Put me down, gorgeous man" she slurred and squirmed in my arms.

"Shut up" I glared at her and looked back, holding my gaze.

"Why? Put me down. Put me down. Down down. I don't want to have sex with you, stranger gorgeous man." She motioned to the floor and hit my chest. Fuck it's not the time. Stop Stop Stop. Don't go there, bitch. Think about Avha. Fuck No. Not about her. Think about poop. Shit. Stoppp.

"Stop fucking moving. I am not doing it" pinching her ass, I smacked it making her groan.

"you hurt me." and she started crying more like wailing loudly.

Fuck me!

"Calm down, baby. Shh," I hugged her in awee and felt like smiling. Here my woman was drunk af and I was smiling at her.

"No. I want you to show me your abs, stranger danger" her words stunned me.

She was a sure short horny drunk woman and I wasn't ready for it. No fucking way. I don't want her crying one moment and being horny the other. I'd gladly enjoy her being a sober horny woman, but not this.

"Shut up Avha and drink this" I handed her water and she gave me her menacing glare which looked so fucking cute on her. "Don't glare at me. It's not working" I smiled when she squinted her eyes and sucked her teeth to be more intimidating.

Fucking angel.

"Is it working now?" she mocked in a hard hoarse voice.

Was she mocking me? Fuck no.

"It's not" I shook my head patting her head like a puppy with a long smile still playing on my face.

"But it should," she whined, hitting her hands on the kitchen granite and faking her cries. What in-universe was she up to? Dramatic little shit.

"I'll not make those Spanish noodles tomorrow, if you drink this" I knew I fucked up when her eyes turned wide and her lips started wobbling. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

"Sorry sorry sorry. Shhhhh don't cry don't cry. Here, let me" I panicked and slid off my hoodie in one swift motion and threw it somewhere bringing my abs and all the ink on the display.

Her cries silenced and she looked at me. "Better?" I asked and her eyes showed 'lust'. Fucking lust.

Any other time, I would have made her cum so hard but not now. She was fucking drunk.

Stop being a bitch. Think about kids and their poop. Fuck what? No think abo-

My internal battle stopped when I felt a lick on my chest. Now it was my turn to go stiff and freeze. Avha just licked me. She fucking licked my chest and was now looking straight at me. Eyes connecting mine. Those ebony eyes swirling with thirst and hunger and with the connected eyes, she brought out her tongue and licked me again. A long fucking lick made me moan. Not only was this woman licking me like a popsicle but she was doing things to me. The groan slipped past my lips sending vibrations straight to my bones and giving me a damn fucking boner.

Her hands found their way to the waistband of my fleece bottoms which mind you, she had bought for me and played with it. She pulled the band and let it go letting it make hard contact with my skin and turning me the fuck on. Her tongue wasn't even on my dick and I was already turned on. I could guarantee my whole ass money, I could just cum if she kept going.

This one was gonna be a hard one.

As much as I was enjoying this, Who the fuck gave her the drink.

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I liked this one. It was funny re-reading it and the way he became horny. Shit-

tHOUGHTS?

Take care. Drink water. Eat something and SMILEEEEE

And sorry for a weak wait.

ADIOS

~LT