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"I'm sorry why is Benji here again?" Luca asked, motioning towards the smiling boy next to him.
His sister who was in the midst of running around her bedroom, halted her rush and stood in front of both the boys.
"To help convince you to come to the party tonight at Shawn's house of course," she said, shaking her head as if it were quite the most obvious thing ever.
Benji shrugged and then nodded vigorously when Betsy sent him a stern glare.
"Yes you should come totally!" he exclaimed.
"I hate parties, " Luca mumbled, folding his arms.
His sister was busy weighing out the options of possible outfit choices for that night, mentioming earlier that Ashton was going to be there and she needed to look as hot as possible.
Not to win him back though, but to show him what he is supposedly missing out and if he did come running back to her, she would brush him off as if he were nothing but speck of dirt on his shoulder.
If Luca wasn't completely infatuated by Ashton and concerned for his mental health even though he hated him of course, he would've been escatic for his sister.
"What do you mean? Parties are the highlight of high school. Free alochol and weed? Yes please," Benji said, his eyes glinting with hope and excitement.
"You aren't as innocent as you seem, you know that?" Luca commented.
Benji just laughed, "Me? Innocent? That's hilarious. I came out as gay to my football team last night and to celebrate, I went to a gay bar and gave some guy a blow job."
Betsy stopped what she was doing all over again and Luca froze in his spot. Their eyes were widened, and lips parted in a mixture of shock and confusion.
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"You're gay?" Betsy asked, inching closer towards the boys, immediately disregarding her outfits.
Benji just nodded nonchalantly.
"The whole of last night was quite the experience really, though I must admit that guy's dick didn't compare to Mr. Lopez's."
"Mr Lopez?" Luca asked, recognising the name, "The substitute phys ed teacher all the girls were swooning over a couple months back?"
"This is the best thing I have ever heard in my whole life, " grumbled Betsy in a daze, sitting down next to Benji.
He sent her a smile then turned back to Luca, "Yeah him. Felt bad for all those girls though, none of them knew he liked it up the ass."
Luca felt blown away by everythimg he had just been told. His only friend was gay, just like himself and he was a complete, utter, total manwhore.
He let out a breathy laugh, "That's kind of really awesome."
"Okay so now that i've told you that, you have to come to the party with us," Benji said, the grin on his face widening in mock innocence.
"What? No! That doesn't make sense," Luca argued.
"It kind of does. He told you he was gay, so you kind of owe him," Betsy added, playing along.
"There's no way i'm going to be able to stay home all night and watch sappy romance movies that make no sense right?"
Betsy and Benji shook their heads, giggles escaping their lips, "Nope."
"Okay but i'm not carrying your asses home when you're drunk out of your minds and vomitting everywhere."
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