《peryl one shots :)》Golf Caddie
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Meryl and Pierce are in their Kauai residences and haven't been doing a whole lot of activities due to covid.
"Hey Pierce!" Meryl shouted across the house to make sure Pierce can hear her.
"Yeah babe!" He yelled back.
"I'm bored." Meryl giggled as Pierce started walking towards her.
"Well since your bored what are you gonna do to solve that?" Pierce raises his eyebrows.
"Oh I dunno." Meryl looked up at Pierce with puppy eyes.
"Well I'm sure you can think of something to do." Pierce replied as his snaked his arms around Meryls waist.
"Well it's only 12 o'clock and I've already cleaned our room, the kitchen, Dylan's room, and Pari..." She tried to get the words out of her mouth but Pierce shushed her with a soft wet kiss.
"Why don't we go out and play golf? Pierce said after they both pulled back from the kiss.
"Babe you know I suck at golf." Meryl replied and frowned.
"Baby you don't suck you just won't let me teach you how to get better." Pierce giggled.
"Why can't I just watch you." Meryl asked.
"I mean you can but you might get bored."
"Yeah I can cheer my husband on." Meryl got all excited and Pierce laughed.
"Ok sure you can cheer your handsome husband on." Pierce smirked.
About a half an hour later Meryl was still trying to figure out what to wear.
"Baby are you dressed yet?" Pierce yelled up the stairs. Meryl couldn't find out what to wear. Pierce walked up the stairs and walked into their room. "Sweetheart c'mon we're gonna be late. You don't even have to dress up. Just wear your golf clothes."
"I don't like my golf clothes." Meryl frowned.
"You look sexy in them though." Pierce smirked.
"Ok fine I'll wear them. But, under one condition."
"And what's that condition?" Pierce giggled and wrapped his arms around Meryl.
"You have to wear one of your tightest golf shirts so I can see your muscles."
"Deal." Pierce agreed and kissed Meryl's forehead and she giggled.
Meryl put on her pink vineyard vines polo and white nike golf shorts with her blonde hair tied back loosely. Pierce wore a super tight blue callaway polo with khaki shorts and a tiger woods hat.
"Alright I got my clubs in the car are we ready to go?" Pierce asked and clapped his hands.
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"Yep already!" Meryl said from coming out of the kitchen. Meryl and Pierce headed to the car and we're on their way.
"What course are we going to sweetheart?" Meryl asked.
"Princeville Makai." Pierce answered.
"Oh the one that you always go to..." Pierce nodded his head. "I heard that restaurant has great food. Meryl randomly said and Pierce giggled.
"Let me tell you this. After I play 9 holes and if you cheer me on very well then we can eat dinner after there." Pierce said.
"Ok will do chief." Meryl replied and Pierce giggled.
As they arrived to the course they went into the country club and payed for the round and got a few adult beverages. They got a golf cart and drove to the first tee.
"Alright let's see you git the shit out of this ball." Meryl laughed and Pierce smirked
"I'll do it for you babe." Pierce smiled.
First hole is a 185 yard par 3. Pierce grabbed his 6 irons and walked to the tee box.
"I expect a good shot on the first hole Pierce." Meryl said which made Pierce laughed. Pierce dropped his ball on the ground and started taking some practice swings. After his last practice swing and stepped up to the ball and lifted his club in the air.
"Go Pierce!!" Meryl yelled in the middle of his backswing which made Pierce bring his club back down.
"Babe not in my backswing." Pierce said harshly.
"Sorry." Meryl whispered under her breath. All she wanted to do it cheer him on but he could've said wrong time softly.
Pierce went up to the ball again and swung it as hard as he could. The ball went about 175 yards. He walked back to the cart to see Meryl sniffling. "What's wrong baby."
"Nothing my nose is running a little bit." Meryl said and Pierce nodded but wasn't completed sure.
"Alright lets go to the ball." He turned his head and smiled at Meryl but Meryl didn't make any facial expression. When they got to the golf ball, Pierce pulled out a 54 degree wedge and hit a soft little chip shot onto the green.
"Good job sweetie." Meryl spitted out after he hit the chip shot and he smiled. Meryl opened the can of corona extra and started drinking it. "You wanna sip?" She asked as Pierce got out his putter and started walking to the ball.
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"All good baby." Pierce made a 5ft putt for par and went back to the cart. "How'd you think I did?" He asked as they started driving to the next hole.
"You did ok." Meryl murmured.
"Ok? That's it? Ok? I just got a par."
"I expect a birdie on this next hole." She said as they drove next to the tee box.
"A b-b-birdie on this hole? It's fucking 532 yds." Pierce stuttered as he pulled out his driver from his golf bag in the back of the cart.
"Do I look like I'm joking?" Meryl gave him a Miranda Priestly look as he walked onto the tee box grass and started taking practice swings.
Pierce knows what she means when she gives him that glare. She means stop making excuses and just do what I say. "Yes ma'am." He had no idea why she was so mean to him. He shook it off and walked up to the ball. He took a full monster swing with his driver that went 289 yds. He finished the whole with another par which is pretty good for a par 5.
"That wasn't a birdie." Meryl uttered and Pierce rolled his eyeballs as he was driving to the next tee.
"Meryl is something wrong? Why are you so mad at me?" Pierce questioned.
"Oh I don't know maybe because you raised your voice at me one the first hole. Because I was cheering you on in your stupid fucking back swing."
It all came back to Pierce. He yelled at her. "Oh baby I didn't realize that I was yelling." He tried to put his hand on her thigh but she pushed it away.
"I just wanna go home." She replied.
"Baby you know I didn't mean it."
"I mean you obviously meant it if you yelled at me." Meryl said.
Pierce stopped the car as he was driving. He started planting soft kisses on Meryl's lips but she wouldn't respond back. A minute went by and she couldn't keep it in anymore. His lips are so soft that she just had to respond back. They pulled back after a few minutes of a make out session and connected foreheads.
"I love you Mary Louise Streep Brosnan. I would never ever to anything that would ever hurt your feelings. I wasn't thinking at that time and I'm deeply sorry. Your my whole world." Pierce said and Meryl smiled and hugged him.
"Thank you baby. I love you too." She gave him a peck on the lips.
About a hour later they were on the 7th hole and Pierce wanted Meryl to hit a golf ball since he kept playing.
"Ugh fine but we're still eating at that restaurant." Meryl sighed and Pierce giggled.
"Yes were still eating at that restaurant." Pierce nodded and smiled. Meryl was just a little tipsy from
2 beers she drank but she could definitely hit a golf ball is she was drunk. "Ok get the driver and I will help you with the right form." Meryl grabber the driver from the back and walked over to Pierce. He helped her get into a golfers stance from behind. He was so close to her he was practically spooning her. "Man I love it back here." He uttered which he received and elbow punch in the stomach for that.
"Hey Mr. we're on a golf course. No naughty jokes". Meryl argued.
"What I'm just telling the truth!" Pierce said.
"Oh so you want no sex for a week." Meryl turned around and raised her eyebrow at Pierce.
"No ma'am."
"Good now help me hit this god damn stupid thing." She said turning around which received a giggle from Pierce. Pierce got her into a golfers stance and lifted the club back with her and swung with her. The ball went about 120 yds and just kept rolling.
"Oh my god I hit the ball!!" She started jumping and jumped into Pierce's arms.
"I know you did good job my love." Pierce said and rubbed her back as she was in his arms. "I'm so proud of you. I think you're better than me to be honest." Meryl giggled.
"And now that's not true. My love I'm hungry can we just go get the ball and go eat dinner. I wanna skip the next two holes" Meryl said.
"Sure whatever you want darling." Pierce replied. They went to the restaurant and looked at the menu. The waiter brought them champagne to drink.
"Cheers my love!" Pierce said.
"To what?" Meryl asked.
"To you for being a better golfer than me."
"Oh shut uppp!!" Meryl giggled and Pierce laughed out loud.
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So yeah shitty ending to the first story but I do have a lot more other stories I'm thinking about writing. have a great day!!!
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