"So we have Mr. and Mrs. Brosnan here to play the 'Never have I ever' with me" Ellen says whilst she is distributing the paddle sign. It says 'I have' and 'I never have'

"It's a fun fun game. I will ask you some question and if you have done it you will raise the 'I have' side and if you haven't done it you will raise the 'I have never side" Ellen says as she picked the cardboard that contains of question in the small box beside her. "I will play along with you and we have to be 100% honest" she says and starts to read the first question in her mind. "Oh my God, this is new" Ellen exclaimed the Brosnan's got nervous.

"Never have I ever have sex in back stage" Ellen asks.

Meryl feels her cheeks starts as Pierce and the audience starts laughing. Ellen raises her sign as 'I have' and they have to be honest. Pierce is the first one to raise and he said 'I have' Meryl giggles and raises her sign as 'I have too'

It was exactly 28 minutes ago when they have sex in Meryl's dressing room. It was a very short story, Pierce was horny and when he is doesn't? And Meryl tried her best not to fall to her husband's alluring touch but she can't and...

"When did this happened?" Ellen tried her luck.

Pierce is about to answer but Meryl interrupt him.

"That wasn't the question" she says and they all laugh.

Ellen decided to proceed "Never have I ever spank a cat" she ask and the audience laughed again.

"Which cat? A pussy? A kitten?" Pierce asks and the audience laughs loud.

"Well there's a lot of cat. But yes, I have a cat" Ellen says raising the sign 'I have'

Meryl raises the 'I have never' but Pierce raises the sign 'I have'. Oh my God, No, pls no Meryl pleaded silently.

"But you don't have any pet don't you?" Ellen confusingly asks.

"The story is there's a pussy who liked to be spank" Pierce exclaimed. Meryl threw her head as she laughed. The audience are very green minded and they are the right audience for them. I mean they are the hottest couple in hollywood.

"Next........ Never have I ever hooked up with a fan"

Ellen raises her sign 'I have never'. Just waiting for the couple's answer.

Pierce have a idea. He hopes this works. Meryl raises her sign as 'I have never' and Pierce raises his 'I have'. Meryl look at him, confuse and there is a feigned hurt in her eyes.

"You bastard" Meryl says and is about to slap Pierce with the paddle but he catches it.

"I mean you are a fan and I get hooked up with you everytime.... right" Pierce explained and laughed. Well, before he became a celebrity, he and Meryl are already married so there are no chance in hell he will hooked up with a fan.

"Oh! Portia is a fan, so yes" Ellen says and turn the sign to 'I have never' to 'I have'. Meryl laughed again and turn the sign to 'I have never' to 'I have'

"Never have I ever send a dirty text message to a wrong person"

Meryl is the first one to laughed. God only knows how many times she send a dirty text to a wrong person. She buried her face to her legs. Ellen raises her sign as 'I have' and the audience laughed. Pierce raise his sign as 'I have never'. He is very careful in that kind of thing. He might be aggressive but he is very careful. And Meryl? She raises her head and her sign as 'I have". She is so embarrased but at least Ellen had done it too.

"Never have i ever shave my partner's pubic hair"

The audience laugh so hard so as the three celebrity sitting on the couch, the camera man and staffs. Ellen shook her head and facepalm.

Meryl turn her head to the technical staff in the other side of the room.

"Who wrote those questions? Oh God" She says and giggles too.

Pierce lean forward to whisper something in her ear. "I'm glad we haven't done that but I'm looking forward to it" then winks at her.

"What?! Are you nuts" Meryl says and pinch his side.

The three of them raises 'I have never' sign. Because who does that?! I hope Peryl will do it in the future.

"Since Pierce is the only men in here, It would be nice to have the other men audience to answer this question. If you have done it, raise your hand. But if not, keep them still. This is for you Pierce..... and the other men audience. Never have I ever measured my soldier" Ellen says and laugh again for so hard. She tuck her self in the small couch trying to fit herself in it. Pierce turn his head to his wife and buried his face to her shoulder. There is a plenty of men who raise their hand saying that they have done that. But who doesn't do that? Right? He raises his sign too and it says 'I have'. Meryl bursts out of laughing, remembering she also help Pierce to measure his size and it was really big.

"Ohhhh" Ellen says and chuckles "Never have i ever been caught 'doing it'"

The three of them stay still. There are no words need to be said. Ellen countdown with her fingers.

3

2

1

And they raise they sign as 'I have' simultaneously. The answer was obvious and no one can deny that.

"Next question...... Never have i ever gone without taking a bath for 3 days straight"

Meryl is the first one to laugh again. This was her husband. She and Ellen quickly raises the sign 'I have never'. Waiting to Pierce's answer, the both actress and Tv show host look at him. Pierce raises his sign as 'I have'. He is also embarrased and the people around him are laughing.

"Whoa Pierce. I mean, you are a great wife Meryl" Ellen jokes and the three of them laugh again. Pierce just grin cheekily, not wanting to say anything that will embarrass him more.

"I think I know the answer in this." Ellen pauses to laugh. "Never have i ever went to work with out bathing"

"Either am I" Meryl says, laughing. She raise her sign as "I have never" so Ellen did. Waiting again for Pierce's answer.

Pierce raises his sign as 'I have never'. Meryl look at him in disbelief.

"NO, NO," Meryl says and turns Pierce's paddle to 'I have never' to 'I have'

"Why it is always about me?" Pierce asks and laugh. "This is embarrassment"

"Never have i ever use my fame to get out of the trouble"

"Oh boy" Pierce says and raise his paddle as 'I have". Ellen raises her paddle too but she raises it as 'I have never'.

"No, I think he is the one who insists that we can go right?" Meryl ask Pierce remembering what happened that night.

"Well, It was night. On our way home from party. Pierce was driving and we are both drunk. Then Pierce violated some traffic rules. The officer pulled us in the side. Pierce was getting his license and officer suddenly says. 'Oh my God, you are Pierce Brosnan! And you are Meryl Streep" Meryl tells while doing a expression of shocked person. "And we were like, 'yes we are. We're so sorry if we violated some rules.'" Meryl continued and start to laugh. "And he was like "No ma'am, It's okay. Can I just have a autograph and a photo with you two?'"Meryl pauses "I was laughing when he said that to me. We are willing to comply with our compromises but yes, he get us out of the trouble because of fame. We took a picture and gave him a autograph and we head home peacefully." Pierce continues.

Ellen was impressed. "Ohh I wish there are a lot of officer like that" she says.

"So its both I have and I have never" Meryl says whilst spinning the paddle carefully. Pierce look at her and does exactly what was she doing.

"Okay that's it! We're going to have a break. Pierce Brosnan and Meryl Streep!!!!" Ellen outro and the break starts.