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"WAIT, where are you even going"? kenma asked struggling to zip his pants.

"to find isaac and make sure he's not talking about us". i said back running out to see other people backstage.

some were cosplaying, and some looked nervous for the competition.

i was looking around like crazy.

where is he?

did he go meet kate?

i passed people and looked over the crowd.

"y/n".

a voice said from the side.

i turned to see my dad.

my eyes went wide.

"hey, i thought you were working the door".

i started to fix my hair a little and i wondered if he could tell.

"where's kenma"? he asked.

"oh um- he's just using the bathroom".

my dad nodded.

"okay well text him to hurry, 3 groups didn't make it and i sent isaac to let you know it would be your turn soon".

i was catching my breath.

could he tell?

really, could he see something was off?

i really don't want my dad to know i just had sex in there.

"okay i'll let him know". i said turning away.

"and y/n". he said, making my heart stop in my chest.

"good luck". he smiled.

i smiled back nervously.

"thanks".

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"y/n are you ready"? kenma asked as we walked through the backstage to the side where we would be let out.

"of course". i said back grabbing his hand.

he looked down.

"your legs are still shaking" he laughed.

"keep your voice down"! i whispered aggressively.

"why? you don't want anyone to know that you're ken ken has good dick"? he grinned.

i clenched my teeth.

WHY do those stupid jokes of his give me butterflies?

"whatever, they can't have any anyway". i replied peeking at the players who were finishing on the stage- oh- it was isaac and kate. :/

"it's isaac and kate". i said rolling my eyes.

"yeah they told us they were going before us". kenma said.

"i hope he understands just how much you're mine now". kenma snickered.

i blushed.

"i can't believe he saw that".

i palmed my forehead.

"he probably heard you screaming for your life".

(just a reaction photo to show the face you might have made)

"he. did. not".

"i'm sure everyone here heard it".

"THEY DID NOT"!

"ALRIGHT- it looks like KATE and ISAAC take this round!! the two korean champs! the unstoppable sister and brother duo. have secured their first victory. will we see another"? the announcer said as people cheered.

me and kenma looked at eachother.

"ready"? he asked.

i nodded.

we walked out, and the bright lights unexpectedly blinded me.

i covered my eyes and squinted at all the people sitting ahead. it was so loud.

"we have the A team, yuu MISA! and koshi MIYA!

the two sisters from tokoyo japan! ready to game!"

the crowd cheered.

"and then we have the B team! kozume KENMA, and n/ YYY!".

the crowd cheered again.

they were excited for more competition.

we shook hands with the sisters.

they actually looked super nice.

and i really loved misas outfit.

i wonder if she would tell me where she got those pants.

"hey, where are those pants from"? i whispered.

"don't remember, plus they're not really shaped for you". she said looking down at me.

hm okay.

"well good luck, since we're gonna kick your asses. i thought i'd ask before there were any hard feelings".

i said as kenma tied his hair up.

misa scoffed and then whispered something in miyas ear as they turned away to take their seats.

my heart was aching.

"hey, whatever. she's just being a bitch. those pants would look way better on you anyways". kenma said as he walked passed me.

i bit my lip to stop myself from smiling wide.

it was about to begin.

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my hands were getting sweaty.

the bright lights didn't help my nerves at all.

and misas attitude got to me for some reason.

maybe it's because people with skill are more likely to be dicks, because they're cocky.

HAH- but seriously.

i'm nervous.

am i talking to myself?

"you good"? kenma asked side eyeing me.

"yeah". i said shaking my hands.

"don't worry". he said as some lady handed us both a controller.

"thank you". i said looking at the controller.

okay this is fine.

it's a boring controller.

and even though there's a bunch of people here.

it doesn't mean i'll play any different.

i took a deep breath.

and... BEGIN!

the first person shooter game started.

and i got in my zone.

kenma was obviously in his from the start.

50 seconds

1 minute

3 minutes.

it took me and kenma three minutes to win the game. there was only one round.

no extra lives.

just one round to prove yourself.

misas smug look got smeared right off her face.

and as they awkwardly congratulated us with fake handshakes.

i could tell she might think different about being such a prick to strangers next time.

"WE DID IT"! i said turning to kenma.

"chill, it's not like we won yet, it was only the first match".

"yeah your right". i said bringing my energy down.

kenma wrapped his arm around my shoulder.

"fine, be happy again".

my smile came back and i was so excited.

"AW so cute".

a voice said behind us.

we turned around to see isaac and kate with their arms crossed.

i looked down at the floor, i couldn't face isaac right now. too embarrassed.

"you'll soon get to lose to us in the 8th game or so you play, at finals"? kate said like a question.

"if they even make it that far". isaac laughed. making kate cover her smile.

"yeah well- IF you make it that far".

kate said, as she brushed my shoulder walking by me.

ugh. if i had a dollar for every time i wanted to hit her. i could probably pay someone to hit her for me.

wait- i'm rich.

I COULD PAY SOMEONE TO HIT HE-

"let's go to the waiting room to take a break". kenma said grabbing my hand.

oh huh?"yeah". i said.

... i might hire a hit man.

oaktree-- OOH IM TELLING!

anyways. as light yagami says.

"this is the only time in my life, that i've ever been provoked to hit a woman".

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