"So." Tadeo hits the tiny white ball with his golf stick, "what about you and him?" he asks.

"What about us?" I hit my tiny ball.

"You know what I mean."

"I don't."

He sighs and looks at me. "Leif." he looks into my eyes. "he's your boyfriend now?"

I shrug. "Yeah, he is."

"Why aren't we celebrating then?"

"Because it's between us two. Play."

Tadeo laughs. "When it comes to you, it's always the whole house business."

"castle." I correct him.

"See, you talk like him too. You are obssesed with him, in a good way and I like it."

"I like him." I say.

"Great, then I hope you will keep him."

"I will." I nod and frown, "Why wouldn't I?"

"You know how bad you are at relationships. You need to really step up this time and make him stay."

I think about it. "I bought him a car."

"WHat?" he screams, "You what?"

"A car, because he was tired after sex."

"OH, so you had sex. Okay." He gulps down, "good to know you are fully commited to a relationship.

Don't tell that to Avi! Oh my god, he will want a car for pushing out a baby. I can't afford that."

I roll my eyes. "Fine, but he better not go into the garage. It's right at the door."

"Shit." he whines. "if he wants a car, you'll have to buy it."

"I won't buy anything, but I might lent you money."

"Great and I will pay with my soul." Tadeo jokes. "Wait. Is Baylor pregnant?" he asks me.

"No you idiot!"

"Okay, sorry. It was just a question. So you don't want a baby?"

"Of course not." I frown, "I hate babies."

Tadeo gives me a look. "Thanks."

"No, Moon is ... acceptable, but I don't want kids."

"And him?"

"He doesn't want them. I prefer being a rich uncle?" I hit the ball and it falls into the hole. "I won."

"Again." Tadeo adds.

***

I kiss Baylor on the lips and sit to him and Avi. Avi is breatfeeding Moon.

"Do you have to do it at the table?" I ask him.

"Where would I do it? On the floor?" Avi scoffs.

"Let him. Moon is cute." Bay rubs her cute nose. Oh no. I panic a bit. He looks at me. "I- don't want a baby, she's just cute."

I sigh in relief. "Good."

"Wait, hold. What babies? What?" Avi looks at us.

"Nothing." We both says.

"Hah, I know what this is about. You fucked." he says and nods.

I look at him annoyed. "Yeah, you clearly did too."

"Leif." Baylor pouts at me.

"Yes, and I kind of want a second so be prepared." Avi squints his eyes at me.

"Babe, we ... want second?" Tadeo looks a bit shocked.

"Yes." Avi smiles at him.

"Right now? Moon is like few weeks." Avi gives him cute eyes. "Okay, we can talk about it later."

"If you want more hungry babies then buy your own house." I frown and look at my ipad.

Avi gets up mad and leaves. tadeo runs after him.

"You can't kick your friends out."

"I had them here because I was lonely, now I have you."

"Well, then we can move away and they will live here."

"Huh? Do you know how much this place costs? I won't give it up."

he smiles. "Okay, but let them live here. Maybe ... they could move to the first floor and we could be at the second?"

"Hm, maybe." I shrug, "come here." I move my finger.

He blushes and comes to me. He sits on my lap looking insanely cute.

"You know I love you, right?" I ask.

"You do?" he whispers.

"Mmm." I kiss him. I lick his neck and sink my teeth into him.