you breathlessly made your way around diluc's house. you didn't know why his mansion was so big. you swore you got lost in the house five times. he assigned you to clean up around the whole mansion. so here you were, sweeping the kitchen floor. your forehead was sticky from the sweat while your hair got oily. you even tried to dress up nicely since it would be your first time being inside diluc's house.

you don't even remember how you got to your current circumstances. you bought him the groceries and went to drop them off at his house but he quickly opened the door and forcefully pulled you inside.

he threw a broomstick and a dustpan and told you to "get to work". you had an "are you fucking serious" look while he had a "get to work" look. you hesitantly started sweeping the living room floor while occasionally looking back up at diluc. he was intently watching you.

"um? can you not look at me?"

"this is my house,"

"okay but still— it's weird,"

"my house, my rules,"

"fuck you."

wtf

die

LMFAO?

why do u keep msging me whenever diluc and y/n interact 🤨

can u js admit u like her

i literally don't though?

i've been saying i JUST find her pretty

uh huh

you've been finding y/n a bit TOO pretty to be "just pretty"

no i don't

yes you do

if u don't do anything diluc will obv make moves on her 🤷‍♂️

so while ure in denial diluc is prbly making moves

and i'm supposed to care because...

diluc can do wtv i literally don't like her

damn i was just asking

k well stop asking then

you're annoying me

pantalone

what

r u jealous?

LMAO

no

lying gets you nowhere

not to be nosy but @/pantalone what was that tweet ab

fr tho lmao

@/childe you also know smt about this

u guys r so nosy smh

anyways spill

nothing happened

my account must've gotten hacked

do u think we believe that...

ofc not

and i'm not telling you what happened

fine

ig pierro's gna find out what u did

what is up w this BLACKMAILING

HAJDKAMMDA

I SAID THAT TOO

it worked btw

i literally have dirt on all of u guys too yk...

oh yeah?

yeah

you snuck out of ur dorm and stole scaramouche's pots and pans

WHAT THE FUCK

IT WAS YOU???

IVE BEEN TELING U IT WASNT ME 😭😭

WHY DO U BLAME ME DOR EVERYTHIG

LMFAO

i can explain

pls

k

explain

omg wait guys... whys pantalone avoiding the topic now

he's switching the topic

URE RIGHT

so??? what is it

tell us

PANTALONE LIKES A GIRL!!!!

fucking die i do NOT

be fucking fr...

pantalone??? is capable of liking a girl???

NAWWW

WHO IS IT

no one???

her name is y/n l/n and her twitter is @/loveyn

i fuckijg hate you

literslly go drown

go die

this is why zhongli doesn't like u back literally fuck you

i'm

she's really pretty

i see where ure coming from

yeah

i can see why u like her

she seems funny and pretty

damn i might js go for her too

bro

msg her and i'm telling pierro

lol nvm guys

LMFAO

pantalone msg me

ugh