hey !! i have a question regarding your restaurant your father owns :)

hello !!!!

shoot :)

do you guys by any chance uh

need more workers?

ah, currently we're over staffed so i don't think we can use another worker :(

i'm very sorry !

NOO ITS OK DONT APOLOGISE

i'll find something new

if you guys need anyone else pls lmk !

of course!

hello!

oh hey! do u need smt?

yes actually

do you need a worker for ur funeral wtv job??

oh umm

not rlly sorry

it's a job i like to do alone

ah that's all good dw about it !

yeahh sorry again

hey !!

do you need any assistants?

uh okay 👍

i hate this sm

what happened?

you SEE

YOU FUCKINF SEE

yes i'm seeing

i've been asking around for a job bcs yk i'm desperate rn

and everyone fucking DECLINED

"ah i don't need any workers atm"

"i do this alone"

OR 😍

OR I GET DUCKING LEFT ON READ.

ducking lmfao

😐

wow you rlly think ure funny huh???

yeah you literally got everyone laughing

fuck u short ass mf

talk to me when ure taller than kazuha

kys

talk to me when you actually get a job

talk to me when you're not failing your classes anymore

now i know DAMN well ure not talking with your B- in ECONOMICS

talk to me when pantalone actually likes u back

talk to me when pantalone isn't using u for a ring

talk to me when pantalone finds out who u r

talk to me when pantalone confesses to u

IM SOBBING

HELP ME OMFG

i'm sorry y/n but aether won...

you didn't stand a chance

man fuck u all

except zhongli

zhongli is the only real one here

u guys r all FAKE 🤬🤬

like bro i just wanted a job

oh

you could've said that earlier

MF???? IVE BEEN SAYING

anyway

ask diluc

he's a third year like me

he has a wine business and i've heard him complaining that he has sm work and he needs smn capable to help him

so

go ask

his number is (xxx)-xxx-xxxx

you're welcome :)

i love u sm pls accept my love for u

bitch back off????

what

what

what

what

sooo

you need an assistant??

who told you that

my tingles

uh huh

so?

can i PLEASE be ur assistant

i swear i'm very capable and i have knowledge about wine, about water, about juice, about everything

my name is y/n, i'm an economics major, i'm a first year

i am very capable

do you even know what i do

uh

no

lol

😐

i make wine and sell it

but it's hard to do that alone

so i need a helper

and i'm assuming that's what you want to do?

YES

i mean

yes

right ok

i pay 25,000 a day

you're hired

I LITERALLY LOVE U SM OMFG

THANK U SM

yeah ok

if i see that you're incompetent i'm firing you

YES OFC