《meet me in the pale moonlight | pantalone》003 - job opportunity??
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hey !! i have a question regarding your restaurant your father owns :)
hello !!!!
shoot :)
do you guys by any chance uh
need more workers?
ah, currently we're over staffed so i don't think we can use another worker :(
i'm very sorry !
NOO ITS OK DONT APOLOGISE
i'll find something new
if you guys need anyone else pls lmk !
of course!
hello!
oh hey! do u need smt?
yes actually
do you need a worker for ur funeral wtv job??
oh umm
not rlly sorry
it's a job i like to do alone
ah that's all good dw about it !
yeahh sorry again
hey !!
do you need any assistants?
uh okay 👍
i hate this sm
what happened?
you SEE
YOU FUCKINF SEE
yes i'm seeing
i've been asking around for a job bcs yk i'm desperate rn
and everyone fucking DECLINED
"ah i don't need any workers atm"
"i do this alone"
OR 😍
OR I GET DUCKING LEFT ON READ.
ducking lmfao
😐
wow you rlly think ure funny huh???
yeah you literally got everyone laughing
fuck u short ass mf
talk to me when ure taller than kazuha
kys
talk to me when you actually get a job
talk to me when you're not failing your classes anymore
now i know DAMN well ure not talking with your B- in ECONOMICS
talk to me when pantalone actually likes u back
talk to me when pantalone isn't using u for a ring
talk to me when pantalone finds out who u r
talk to me when pantalone confesses to u
IM SOBBING
HELP ME OMFG
i'm sorry y/n but aether won...
you didn't stand a chance
man fuck u all
except zhongli
zhongli is the only real one here
u guys r all FAKE 🤬🤬
like bro i just wanted a job
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oh
you could've said that earlier
MF???? IVE BEEN SAYING
anyway
ask diluc
he's a third year like me
he has a wine business and i've heard him complaining that he has sm work and he needs smn capable to help him
so
go ask
his number is (xxx)-xxx-xxxx
you're welcome :)
i love u sm pls accept my love for u
bitch back off????
what
what
what
what
sooo
you need an assistant??
who told you that
my tingles
uh huh
so?
can i PLEASE be ur assistant
i swear i'm very capable and i have knowledge about wine, about water, about juice, about everything
my name is y/n, i'm an economics major, i'm a first year
i am very capable
do you even know what i do
uh
no
lol
😐
i make wine and sell it
but it's hard to do that alone
so i need a helper
and i'm assuming that's what you want to do?
YES
i mean
yes
right ok
i pay 25,000 a day
you're hired
I LITERALLY LOVE U SM OMFG
THANK U SM
yeah ok
if i see that you're incompetent i'm firing you
YES OFC
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