《meet me in the pale moonlight | pantalone》001 - hey baba grill
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hey baba grill 🤤
um who are you?
hmm
i am your new friend
we are friends now
no i literally don't know who you are
ouch
that hurted
is that even a word?
yes
bcs i said so
okay
why r you so dry
it hurts to talk to you
so whyre you talking to me?
i don't know who you are and i could care less if you stopped talking to me
UM OUCH????
words hurt more than actions baba grill 😔
okay cool
whyre you even messaging me
cuz i like you
obviously
okay
that's all ure gonna say??? :-(
what do you want me to say
"oh em gee i love u too pookums 😜🥰😍😋😘😛"
i'm blocking you
NO
PLEASE
BABA GRILL THIS ISNT LIKE U PLS DONT
you make it so tempting to block you
bbg pls don't block me
i'll do anything
okay
so there's this ring i've always wanted but i was too lazy to buy it
yeah...??
yeah, so buy it for me
you'd do anything right?
listen here
you're hot and all but i am a COLLEGE STUDENT
i have no money to my name >:(
ok so ig there's no use talking to you anymore
MF OKAY ILL BUY IT
SEND ME THE LINK
thanks
[ link ]
r u fucking kidding
1 MILLION MORA
EHAT THR FUCK
so are you going to buy it or not?
fine. but i deserve an award for this
i won't block you and i'll let you talk to me as much as you want
you have two weeks:)
YOU THINK I CAN GET 1M MORA IN TWO WEEKS????
get to work broke mf
i hate how u were right about pantalone
AND U DIDNT LISTEN
"i can change him 🥺" HEADASS
GOODLUCK CHANGINF HIM BECAUSE ITS GOING TO TAKE A LOT OF EFFORT
BRO HES MAKING ME BUY HIM A 1M MORA RING IN EXCHANGE OF HIM NOT BLOCKING ME 😍
HE GAVE ME 🤩 TWO WEEKS 🤩
LMFAO???
AND YOURE SO FUCKING BROKE
IM AT MY LIMIT
I JUST WANT HIM MAN WHYS HE MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT
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