hey bff ❤️‍🔥

so like

yk

no i don't know

what is it

so i was econ class and i was chilling

and i haven't properly met everyone in my class yet

so i was just looking around to familiarise myself w the environment

and oh my fuvking word

i literslly saw the most GORGEOUS man on earth

bye

who is it...

idk his name BUT

he's ur friend i think

i've seen you w him before

so like you should know

IS IT DOTTORE

who????

the blue hair biochemistry major guy

um probably not

is it 🤮🤮🤮

scaramouche 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

R U TALKING ABOIT THE SHORT ONE ???

BCS NO

I DONT DATE PPL SHORTER THAN ME

FOUL 😭

well

that leaves one more person

ya ok so who is it then

his name is pantalone

he's the tall guy w the dark blue hair right?

he has glasses and he wears jewellery

YES HIM

BRO IS SO FINE

I AM RESPECTFULLY LOOKING

IDK EHAT YOU EVEN SEE IN HIM

HE LOOKS LIKE AN ORDINARY RICH KID

HIS PERSONALITY ISNT EVEN BETTER EITHER...

take that back.

BUT ITS OK I CAN CHANGE HIM 😍😍

HES LITERALLY SO??? FINE???

HE WEARS JEWELLERY LIKE OK I DO

MARRY ME NOW

HIS HIS

HIS HAIR 😍😍😍

HE EVEN WEARS GLASSES

LIKE RESPECTFULLY HE IS THE FINEST GUY ON EARTH

i

i cant even defend u anymore...

your standards r so low...

i'm telling him 😊

NO PLS

STOP THATS SO EMBARRASSING 😇

CAN I HAVE HIS NUMBER AT LEAST

hmmmm

only on two conditions

i am all ears.

listening intently

watching and listening ur every move

very interested

yes what are the conditions

you have to buy me lunch everyday

and buy me boba whenever i ask

sounds like a great deal amirite 😘

bro

childe

be fucking fr😍

but it's for pantalone's number tho 🤔🤔

so if you don't agree then ig you don't get his number

is this negotiable

can we PLEASE negotiate this

as an economics major...

as someone who almost majored in business...

fortunately for u, this is negotiable!!!

great so what's the other option

you do my homework everyday

my music homework, making music, analysing music, etc

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