Ok, first off, don't make your title that long. I originally added Cliche Edition at the end, but Wattpad complained that it was too long.

My name is Omega, and I am the son of Chaos. I used to be Percy Jackson, but he is dead. Anyway, I was training against the fake dummies using my ice, storm, water, and earth quake powers with Riptide, when Chaos came with a mission.

"Yo, my dudes, I know I sed like I totes won't sennnd u bck to Erth, but like, you have to, like go, and saeve stuff." Chaos said to us.

"I DoN'T WANT TOo!!!" I said.

"I'll give you blue cookies when you get back," Chaos said.

I did that thing where you think with your brain.

"Deal." I said. "Except you have to bring Luke, SIlena, Beckendorf, and Zoe with me."

"Okay, whatevs dude," Chaos said, playing on his phone.

We all teleported into the middle of camp, where I saw my jerk half brother, Tide.

"BTW, we're here to save the world and stuff." I siad.

"LETS FIGHT BRO. YEAH, YOU WANNA GO BRO?" Tide said.

"Okay," I replied.

He started slicing his sword at me, and cut off my arm, and then it grew back. Then I snapped my fingers, and he turned into a dolphin.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHALOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO" everybody laughed.

"HuH Oh LoOkY O Ve R ThERe gAiAA and KroNoSS are aTaking and RisInG! BLAH BLAH BLAA!" Annabeth screamed.

Then I jumped up with a frontflip, grabbed Rip Tin, and sliced them to bits.

"Oh PeRcY I'm SORRY! for BeTraaYinG U!" All of Camp said.

"Yeah, like no, I TRUSTED YOU!" I said.

"BLUE COOKIES IF U TRST US, DUDE!" they said.

"OKAY!" I said.

Then I snapped my fingers and created 1000 to fight Kronos and Gaea.

Then I teleported to Olympus.

"Who are you!" Zeus said dramatically, putting his hand on his head and pretending to faint.

"YEAH, DIE DEMIGOD SCUM!" the rest of Olympus said.

"He's like, 100 times more powerful than you, so like don't. And you might want to bow," Zoe said, turning all of them Pink.

Except Aphrodite, she turned camo.

Then they all bowed.

"PëRČEŸŸ" they all shouted.

"Ok, bye bye now, gotta go train," I said

Then I flew to Mt. Everest, and then to the Mariana Trench.

Then I fought all of the Olympians, and went to my moms house.

I went to go play some video games on our seven flat screen TVs.

I ran all through our mansion.

"BYE CAMPERS!!" I SCREAMED/

"BYE MYSTERIOUS DUDE>" They sed bck.

"OH I'M ÞërcŸEŸ" I yelled bck, apparating to Chaos.

"YO CHAOS, CAN I HAVE SOME BLU COOOKIES!!"

"Yes you can, cookie monster!" she sed bck 2 me.

"Kan wee W4TCH NEMO but in blue 2NITE?!?" I sed.