《Join The Crew [ One Piece Various x JJK Reader]》Incorrect Quotes
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A/n: I've been a bit busy as of late, so here's some fun incorrect quotes for the time being!
(Y/n): "I can't take this anymore! Someone needs to take me out!
Sanji: "I can take you out~" He said while holding up a rose
Zoro: "I can also take you out," He says while unsheathing his sword
(Y/n): "Guys... I meant outside"
~~~
Luffy: "What's a thot?"
(Y/n): Smirking evilly
(Y/): "It means, thoughtful person"
Later
Sanji: "Here's your food, eat up"
Luffy: "Thanks Sanji! You're such a thot!"
(Y/n): Chuckling loudly
~~~
(Y/n): "Why are you smiling?"
Mahito: "No reason... No reason at all"
Sukuna: "WHO THE HELL SHAT ON MY THRONE?!"
~~~
(Y/n): "I only got 4 hours of sleep last night..."
Megumi: "Whereas I slept through the whole day! What's the difference?"
Both: "Nothing"
(Y/n): "I'm still fucking tired"
Megumi: "I don't even know why I woke up"
Satoru: "Well move over, losers! Because I got the perfect, recommended amount of 8 hours of sleep! And I am... Also tired"
(Y/n): "What?!"
Megumi: "No wonder you're always late"
~~~
Sukuna: "I wish I wasn't so lonely-- Wait, no I do-"
(Y/n): "Awe~! Why didn't you say so? I can help you"
Sukuna: "I do-"
(Y/n): "We can have you go talk to people, get friends, become a better person..."
Sukuna: "I rather no-"
(Y/n): "You can even date someone! Isn't that cute?"
Sukuna: "No, shut up"
~~~
(Y/n): "I was taught to never lie"
(Y/n): Takes a deep inhale
(Y/n): "You're the ugliest person I ever met"
Satoru: "Wh- But I'm related to you! Who even taught you this?!"
Suguru chuckling evilly in the background
~~~
Yuji: "I want ice cream!"
Satoru: "What's the magic word?"
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Sukuna: "else ro maerc eci gnikcuf eht su eviG"
Satoru: "What the fuACK-?!"
~~~
Luffy: "Hey, did you guys know, that 10 + 10 and 11 + 11 equal the same thing?"
Zoro: "That doesn't sound right..."
Nami: "No, Luffy, 10 + 10 equals 20, and 11 + 11 equals-- Wait a minute"
Luffy: "Wait, it does? (Y/n), you didn't tell me that!"
(Y/n): Grinning from ear to ear
~~~
Sanji: "Hey, moss-head, you push the door when it says push, not pull!"
Zoro: "Shut up! I knew that! I was just challenging myself!
Luffy: "Wait, really? You should've said so hours ago! Let me try!"
Sanji & Zoro: "No!"
~~~
(Y/n): "Hey, Sukuna, I know your hair is pink and all, but I didn't know you love the color"
Sukuna: "I'm right behind you"
(Y/n): "Wait, then who's this?"
Doflamingo: "Yo"
~~~
(Y/n): "The food is too hot, I can't eat it"
Sanji: "You're always hot and I always want to eat you~"
(Y/n): Fake blushes with a shy chuckle
Sanji: Winks at her while holding a rose
Zoro and Usopp: "Will you keep flirting with (Y/n) every second?!"
~~~
(Y/n): Accidently ate something really spicey so her eyes starts to water
Zoro and Sanji: Immediately rush over to her
Zoro: "Where are you hurt?! Who hurt you?!"
Sanji: "There there, my beautiful princess, we're here for you~"
(Y/n): Confused as hell and just wants some god damn water
~~~
(Y/n): "I love you~"
Usopp: "T-Thanks!"
Nami: "Same..."
Sanji: Cries "I love you too~!"
Zoro: "Sure, whatever"
Sukuna: "Can I get a refund?"
~~~
(Y/n): "Can I copy the homework?"
Yuta: "I-! can help you with it!"
Maki: "Yeah, sure"
Megumi: "Bold of you to assume I did the homework"
Toge: "Bonito flakes"
Yuji: "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!!!"
Panda & Nobara: Left her on read
~~~
(Y/n): "Hey, Suki~! I got a new job for you!"
Sukuna: "Just say it quickly, I'm not in the mood"
(Y/n): "Ok... Youllbebabysittingmybrotherbye!"
Sukuna: "..."
Sukuna: "Get back you little shit-"
~~~
Nami: "Why are you covered in blood?"
(Y/n): "It's not mine"
Sanji: Exhaled a sigh of relief
Zoro: "Oh, then everything is all good"
Nami: "Wh- No it's not!"
~~~
(Y/n): "Guys, we lost someone important today..."
Yuji: "Really? Who?"
(Y/n): "My poor brother"
Megumi: "Oh, can I go back to bed now?"
Satoru: "DO YOU HAVE NO REMORSE FOR ME?!"
Yuji: "Oh! He's alive! Welcome back Sensei!"
Megumi: "I was happy for about 0.5 seconds..."
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