Britney Mears the pop star arrives at Wentworth detention center, sentenced to 2 years for a serious assault on a music producer

Vera Bennett is waiting in reception, her usual smirk on full display

Vera - Good morning and welcome to Wentworth Britney! Now then, I will explain something very important to you, you are nothing special around here just another criminal and you will be treated the same as everyone else! I do not care how many albums and number 1 singles you have had, I was never a fan anyway and now you are here and we are in charge ok!

Britney - Yeah yeah whatever

Vera - It's yeah yeah whatever Miss Bennett and being cheeky and failing to show respect will put you on a charge so be warned! Now you will take all your jewelry and fancy clothes off, you will wear a uniform and we will scrub all the makeup off your face!

The governor, Ann Reynolds, is in her office was Vera shows Britney in

Ann - Take a seat, please, Mears

Britney sits down

Ann - I need to talk to you before you meet the other women. There is something important I must say to you

Britney - go on?

Ann - Being as famous as you are could mean you will get special attention in here

Britney - Really? That's interesting, your officer Miss Bennet just told me I will not get any special attention

Ann - I meant from the other prisoners. You see some of them may be in awe of you because you are a famous pop star. I just wanted to warn you about it. The women may make a fuss of you

Britney smiles somewhat arrogantly

Britney - Of course, and who can blame them? I am admired wherever I go. I am used to it and I like it everyone adores me...except for your sour puss Miss Bennett of course

Vera - CAREFUL MEARS YOU WILL GO ON REPORT SOON!

Ann - Miss Bennett it's ok let's not make a fuss eh

Vera - BUT YOU HEARD WHAT SHE CALLED ME! A SOUR PUSS!

Ann - Yes and I said let's not make a fuss, we'll let Britney off with a warning this time

Britney - Thank you, governor, what a sweet lady you are

Ann - As it happens I do have a few of your albums at home, my son Paul got me into you. I must ask for an autograph from you if you don't mind, Paul will be chuffed with it

Britney - Of course, I don't mind, only too happy to

Ann and Britney smile at each other while Vera looks annoyed

The women are in the rec room when Vera brings Britney in

Vera - No doubt you will all recognize our latest guest...

The women crowd around excited

Judy Bryant - Wow you're the biggest pop star we've had here....well since Diana Ross and Sammy Davis Jr, called by that is

Margo Gaffney - I must admit Wayne and I did collect all of your albums

Britney - Of course, I shouldn't even be here you know, total miscarriage of justice

Bea Smith rolls her eyes

Bea - Now come on Britney, I don't give a damn if you're a pop star and if you have sold millions of records. Face it, you disfigured that man's face and you deserve to be here with us

Vera - Well I hate to admit it but I do agree with Bea for once

Britney starts to cry

Britney - Oh but ladies, you have no idea of the circumstances. I had no choice, I had to defend myself because he attacked me

Chrissie Latham - So you're saying the attack was self-defense?

Britney - Absolutely correct yes

Vera - Typical, you criminals are all the same. Never own up to your actions and always have an excuse to justify it

Britney - You have no idea the corruption that goes on behind the scenes in the music industry, if you did you'd understand why I did what I did...

Bea looks interested and intrigued

Lizzie Birdsworth arrives at the rec room

Bea - Hey Lizzie let me introduce you to Britney Mears, she is a pop star and very famous!

Lizzie - Never heard of her!

Judy - You're kidding, how could you not have heard of her? She is never out of the charts

Lizzie shrugs

Lizzie - I don't care for the stuff you young ones listen to these days, give me the good old days when Perry Como and Frank Sinatra ruled the charts, I loved those old crooners! The stuff I heard recently was crap, total crap and I bet you're crap just like all the rest!

Britney looks taken aback

Margo - Just ignore old Lizzie, Brit, she won't be with us for much longer anyway, she is getting parole in a few days

Chrissie - Hey I've got an idea, let's sing a few songs, a few of Brit's best hits

Judy - That's a nice idea love, have a bit of a concert like we did with Diana and Sammy...

... with a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic?

Britney dances around the rec room singing the song while the others clap and cheer

Judy - Oh brother, this brings back memories of Diana and Sammy and the lovely concert!

Britney - It's getting late to give you up I took a sip from my devil's cup Slowly, it's taking over me Too high, can't come down It's in the air and it's all around Can you feel me now? With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under

Judy, Chrissie, and Margo join in - With a taste of a poison paradise, I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic? Don't you know that you're toxic?

Vera storms in looking furious

Vera - WHAT IS ALL THE NOISE FOR? I CAN HEAR THE SINGING FROM THE STAFFROOM!

Chrissie - We're just having some harmless fun, Miss Bennett, surely you don't object do you

Vera - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I OBJECT! I WANT SOME PEACE AND QUIET WHILE I EAT MY LUNCH NOT LISTEN TO THIS RACKET!