《PRISONER CELL BLOCK H EPISODE 693 ONWARDS》Episode 807
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The women are being very noisy the Recroom
A joyous party is taking place, the women laughing and dancing and singing with delight
Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch?..... The wicked witch!........ Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead!
Meg arrives looking stern
Meg - What is going on here ladies? I can hear the noise from several corridors away! Cartwright do you have an explanation for it?
Sasha - We are doing a party to celebrate Ferguson's death Miss!
Spider - Yeah, wanna join in?
Meg - No, that is out of the question!
Spider - Admit that you are as happy as we are
Judy - Yeah, you hated the bitch as much as we did
Pixie - I feel that we are all awfully mean to celebrate like this!
Spider - Oh shut up birdbrain and help me form a conga!
Spider and Pixie link together
Spider and Pixie start forming a conga around the room
Meg - What has got into you lot?
Judy - We are just happy that's all!
Meg grabs a cup of drink from Ronnie and sniffs it
Meg - NOW LOOK, HAVE YOU LOT BEEN AT THE BOOZE? I THINK THERE IS VODKA IN THIS!
Judy - So what if we have? We are happy about old Fergie!
Meg - It is against the rules and you know it. As top dog, I have to hold you responsible Cartwright!
Sasha - Well miss I tried to stop the women I swear it, but they insisted!
Judy - Oh come and join our party, Meg! We know you are as happy as we are about old Fergo
Spider - Yeah just admit you are delighted, she killed your Marty remember
Meg gives in with a smile
Meg - Well yes ok I admit it, I am over the moon
Judy - So come join in the celebration then!
Judy pulls Meg into the conga with them and, despite her efforts to resist, Meg finds herself joining in with delight
Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch?..... The wicked witch!....... Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead!
Jim is with Bob in his office
Jim - I have come to hand in my notice. I won't be carrying on here as handyman
Bob looks surprised
Bob - Hand in your notice, what brought that on?
Jim - Kath and I are selling up and moving away, we are going to move near the coast. We've found a nice little cottage that we love and we bought it
Bob - Move? I had no idea you were planning to do that
Jim - Yes well we are just about sick of it where we are. Des Battersby and his new girlfriend are being a pain now. Plus we have too many bad memories here. It's time for a fresh start somewhere new. We managed to get a quick sale and will move tomorrow
Bob - All seems very quick
Jim - Little point waiting around. We wanted it so we went for it
Bob - Well I will miss you both
Jim - We'll miss you too, but you are welcome to visit anytime
Bob - And I will
Jim - I'm hoping to get into a new career, being a handyman hardly excites me
Bob - Well I wish you and Kath the best
Bob holds out a hand to shake and they shake
Jim - And I meant what I said, you are welcome anytime for a visit. Kath regards you as a very close friend
Vera and Cassie are standing in an empty flat, looking around
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Vera - Well, what do you think?
Cassie - I like it mum yes
Vera - Good, I thought you would. I like it too. I think it will do nicely for us
Cassie - Can we afford the rent?
Vera - Yes, it's fairly cheap. But of course, the sooner you can find a job the better, then you can help with the rent
Cassie - Yes, I'm trying hard mum, I went for a few jobs today but it is hard when you have a record
Vera - I know and there is no rush just yet. I can manage the rent on my own for a little while. Just keep trying and eventually, something will come up
Cassie - I will mum
Vera - So, shall we take it then?
Cassie nods her head
Cassie - Yes lets, its a really lovely little flat
They both smile
Exterior shot of Wentworth in daytime
Meg and Vera are with Bob in the staff room
Vera - So I will need time off tomorrow so that Cassie and I can move into our new flat, we signed a lease last night
Bob - Yes Vera that's fine, we will manage for one day
Meg - I bet you are excited eh Vera?
Vera smiles with joy
Vera - Oh yes and so is Cassie. Its a bit crowded at Richard and Janice's
Meg - You must have a housewarming party once you have settled in
Vera - Oh I never even thought of that, yes that would be a nice idea. We will see about that
Bob - I have news for you both concerning Jim and Kath
Meg - Oh no, not more bad news for them both is it? They've been through enough lately
Bob - No it's not bad news. It's just that Jim won't be returning here as handyman. He and Kath are moving to a cottage near the coast for a fresh start
Vera and Meg look surprised
Vera - He never mentioned anything about it to me
Meg - Nor to me
Bob - He left Wentworth for good last night
Vera - Without even saying goodbye?
Bob - He was in a hurry to leave Vera. He left his new address and said to tell you both that you are welcome to visit anytime
Vera cheers up
Vera - Well that will be nice
Meg - I'm not surprised they decided to move. I think I would too if I were them, they never really had a happy time in that house and who wouldn't like a nice cottage near the coast. It will be lovely for them and the twins
Vera- Yes and let's face it, poor Jim never liked being a handyman did he
Meg - I can't blame him for that either, he was a governor once. To go from governor to handyman is a comedown few men would like
The kitchen
Pixie is there with chef
Pixie - Did I ever say how marvellous it is to be working here in the kitchen with you chef?
Chef - Thank you Pixie, I am delighted too
Pixie - I love cooking, I hope to prepare many delicious dishes here
Ronnie is there sneering
Ronnie - Like you can cook Mason! You can't do anything well, you are hopeless
Pixie - Oh don't be so dreadfully rude and mean Ronnie!
Chef - Yes, pack it in at once Corbett!
Ronnie - And what will you do if I don't chef? Come chasing after me with your rolling pin?
The laundry
The women are at work as Meg arrives in the room
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Meg - Battersby, come with me, the governor wants to see you
Shanice - What about this time?
Meg - Come with me and you'll find out won't you
Judy - What have you done this time love?
Shanice looks concerned
Shanice - Nothing as far as I know! He better not be trying to fit me up for something!
Shanice leaves the room with Meg
Judy - That's just what we need, she'll be back in here bellyaching later
Sasha - One day I will simply gag her and that will be the end of her noise
Shanice is with Bob
Shanice - I have never done flaming nothing Mr Moran I swear it!
Bob- No one is saying you did are they
Shanice - So just what exactly do you want to see me about?
Bob - You are being transferred to Barnhurst right now, the van is waiting for you
Shanice - Barnhurst. why?
Bob - It's low security and you are classified as a low risk, petty offender. It was decided that you would fit in better at Barnhurst for the rest of your sentence
Shanice - Yeah, well I can't pretend I will miss this place because I won't
Bob - To be perfectly blunt, I doubt whether anyone here will miss you much either. Now Mrs Morris will take you to your cell to pack your things, try and be quick because the van is waiting outside and they don't want to wait all-day
Meg - Come on Battersby
Shanice - Well see ya eh Moran! One day I will be back
Bob - Will you?
Shanice - Of course, when I sue for me flaming compo! I am owed millions!
Bob rolls his eyes
Bob - Goodbye now Battersby, take care!
Shanice leaves the room with Meg
The kitchen
Pixie is working as Ronnie torments her
Ronnie - You will burn the food you know it! You will burn it and ruin it because you are useless Mason. You can't cook or do anything well!
Pixie - STOP IT, PLEASE STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME!
Chef - Are you still tormenting Pixie? I warned you to stop it, Corbett!
Ronnie - I can't help it, it's too much fun!
Ronnie chuckles
A new prisoner is with Bob in the office
Bob - Welcome to Wentworth, Anderton
The prisoner Anderton stands with a harsh expression on her face
Anderton - I heard so much about the place, I had to come and see it for myself
Bob - You're lucky you didn't end up at Blackmoor, your behaviour at Barnhurst was a disgrace from what I heard
Anderton - Barnhurst bored me, maybe here will be more exciting
Bob - Some prisoners consider themselves lucky to get a place at Barnhurst you know
Anderton - Yeah, well I didn't. I hated it there
Bob - as it happens your transfer here allowed me to do a swap and get rid of a woman who I am glad to see the back of
Anderton smiles sarcastically
Anderton - There you are then see, everyone wins
Bob - Yes well just let me warn you, don't think about causing as much trouble here as you did at Barnhurst. The next stop after Wentworth is Blackmoor and I don't think you will like it there believe me
Anderton - No worries there, I will be a sweet little lamb I promise!
The kitchen
Pixie and Ronnie are there alone
Pixie is making food as Ronnie pours a lot of salt over it
Ronnie - Look what you did you clumsy cow! Too much salt on that food, it is now not edible!
Pixie - Oh but you did it not me, you know you did it
Ronnie laughs
Ronnie - But only the two of us saw, I will deny it and say it was you. Chef will be so mad at you
Pixie - Oh you awful rotten cow!
Ronnie laughs and laughs
Pixie - Stop laughing will you!
Ronnie - No I won't, I happen to find it funny
Pixie - I mean it, stop laughing right now!
Ronnie gives Pixie a shove
Ronnie - Yeah? And how are you going to stop me?
Pixie - I'll make you stop that's how
Ronnie - I'd really love to know how you think you are gonna do that Mason! Come on let's see it
Pixie - Just like how I made that awful girl Tina stop too!
Ronnie (confused) - Tina? What's she got to do with it?
Pixie - I killed Tina and now I will kill you!
Ronnie laughs her head off
Ronnie - What a load of crap!
Pixie grabs a knife and takes Ronnie by surprise. She stabs Ronnie over and over, just as Chef returns
Chef screams in horror
Chef - OH MY GOD PIXIE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Ronnie falls to the floor and Pixie stands there staring at Chef blankly
Chef turns and runs out of the room
Meg arrives at the laundry with Anderton
Meg - Ladies this is Katie Anderton, a transfer from Barnhurst
Judy - Welcome love
Katie Yeah thanks, thrilled to be here!
Sasha - Hey Mrs M, whatever happened to Shanice?
Meg - Oh yes I was about to tell you about that. Shanice is on her way to Barnhurst now, in the van that brought Anderton here
Sasha - So Battersbys finally out of our hair for good?
Meg - Looks that way yes
Sasha - Well good riddance!
An attractive looking, very young male officer is in the office with Bob, Sue and Vera
Bob - Vera, this is Lee, a new officer here. He finished his training only a week ago
Vera - Great! I'm sorry to seem mean but new officers fresh from training cause us extra work
Bob - I knew you would say that Vera, but please try to remember that you were a trainee yourself once
Vera sighs
Vera - Yes, well I suppose you have a point there Mr Moran
Bob - We all have to start somewhere and we must give Officer Bailey all our support
Vera (suspicious) Officer Bailey?
Sue - Yes, Lee is my son
Vera looks stunned
Vera - A mother and son working together, do you realise what a recipe this is for disaster? Just ask Meg, she knows
Bob - I don't believe it caused any massive problems for Meg and Marty did it?
Vera - Maybe not but the chance for it too is always there. I say its a very bad idea
Lee - If it's to be a problem then maybe I should be posted to another prison?
Bob - No, the department wanted you here so here is where you will stay for now. We'll be fine
Sue - Yes, I will look after you my darling, you are still my little baby boy to me, I never let anyone hurt you
Lee looks embarrassed
Lee - Mum stop it
Vera shakes her head in disapproval
Chef burst into the room suddenly
Chef - Mr Moran it's Mason! She's gone mad in the kitchen, I think she's killed, Ronnie Corbett!
Vera, Sue and Bob all look around at each other in shock.
Bob gets out of his seat and runs out of the room, quickly followed by Vera
Sue and Lee are left behind
Lee - A murder on my first day mum?
Sue - Welcome to Wentworth darling, there is never a dull moment here!
In the kitchen, Ronnie is dead on the floor, there is blood everywhere
Pixie sits beside her like butter wouldn't melt
Chef, Bob and Vera are there looking horrified
Pixie - Well what happened here then?
Vera - You know damn well what happened, you killed Corbett!
Pixie - Oh I never did anything of the sort! I couldn't hurt a fly!
Vera- You did, chef saw you
Pixie shakes her head
Pixie - He is lying!
Chef - How dare you, mason, I am not lying at all girl and you damn well know it!
Pixie - There is some sort of mistake, please stop being so mean to me
Bob - She is clearly disturbed and needs to go back to Ingleside
Vera - In my view she never should have been released from there in the first place
Bob - let's just get her out of here Miss Bennett shall we
Vera - Yes, come on Mason time to go
Pixie - Where is Judy, I want to see her? I need her help, she will help me, she knows this is a frightful mistake and that I could never do a thing like this!
Vera - STOP THIS RUBBISH AND COME WITH ME AT ONCE!
Vera drags Pixie to her feet and out of the room. Bob follows on
Chef - What am I supposed to do about the lunch?
Bob - Lunch is cancelled!
Sue and Lee are in the Laundry with the women
Sue - So Lee is new here ladies, try and go easy on him
Sasha - Pretty spunky aren't you Lee!
Katie - Yeah, looks like I arrived just at the right time eh! maybe you'd like to come to my cell after lights out!
Sasha(playful) - No hands-off, he is mine Katie
Lee looks at Sue with embarrassment.
She rolls her eyes and laughs
Sue - You'll get used to the women's banter after a while
Spider - Hey, you two aren't related are ya? I couldn't help noticing you both share the same name!
Marie - Yeah I noticed that too, you introduced him as Lee Bailey!
Sue and Lee exchange a look
Pixie is locked in a solitary cell
Pixie - I want to see Jude!
Bob and Vera peer through the hatch
Bob - I will get in touch with Ingleside at once
Vera - Yes, good!
Bob - In the meantime, you'd better bring Bryant up to see her
Vera - Are you sure that's wise? She's just killed, someone!
Bob - She won't hurt Bryant, I'm sure of it. She is clearly distressed and wants to see her
Vera - Why should we do a killer any favours?
Bob - Because if it helps to keep her calm then it's easier on us isn't it. Now go and get Bryant please Miss Bennett!
Vera (annoyed) - As you wish!
Vera marches off
Sue and Lee are now in the staff room with Meg
Lee - So those smart women didn't take very long to work out that we are mother and son
Sue - Yes, it took them all of two minutes
Meg sighs
Meg - I do wish the department would stop doing silly things like this, putting a mother and son together is just asking for trouble
Sue - You sound like Vera
Meg - Well for once I agree with Vera, Sue
Vera is walking up a corridor with Judy
Judy - Are you going to tell me what this is about or not? I can tell something is wrong
Vera - Yes you're damn right something is wrong
Judy - Is Pixie in trouble?
Vera - She is being transferred back to Ingleside and asked to see you before she goes
Judy looks deeply upset
Judy - Hell you're kidding. The poor kid, why is she being transferred back there?
Vera - Because that ''poor kid'' as you call her just murdered Ronnie Corbett that's why!
Judy is horrified...
.....Judy is shown in to see Pixie
Bob is there
Bob - This will have to be quick Bryant, the van is here now to take her away
Judy nods her head and fights back tears as she walks in to talk to Pixie
Judy - Oh love, why did you do it? They will transfer you to Ingleside now
Pixie - Oh I never did anything, honestly I didn't. This is all some kind of hideous mistake
Vera - I told you already Mason, you were seen doing it, you can't talk your way out of this one!
Judy - What happened to you? You were such a sweet gentle girl once!
Pixie is distressed
Pixie - I don't know Jude! I really don't know, I just get so angry and I come over all blank!
Judy - I hope you get the help you need at Ingleside, but I will miss you so much, love
Judy hugs Pixie tearfully
Vera - Come on Bryant, the vans waiting. Times up now
Judy (crying)- Yeah ok......look after yourself eh love
Pixie - I don't want to go!
Judy - I know you don't, but you have to go. Maybe I will see you again one day eh. I just can't believe what has happened to you love, I blame Frank Burke for this, the bastard! He changed you and damaged you!...bye Pixie love
Pixie - Bye Judy!
Judy rushes out in tears, shaking her head as she goes
GATESLAM
PART 2
Blackmoor
Vern is in the office with Marina
Marina - I wasn't sure if you'd be in today or not, the mood you were in yesterday
Vern - Well I am governor and someone has to run this place
Marina - Have you decided what you want to do about Lucy?
Vern - It's like you said isn't it, in order to save our own necks we have to let her go down for it
Marina And what about your conscience?
Vern - I can live with it, I just had a bad moment yesterday, a weak moment. Today I've seen sense. We let Lucy go down for it and get on with our lives
Marina - Well I'm relieved to hear you talking sense again. Yesterday I was worried you'd blow it for us both
Vern - Don't worry, that moment is gone now
Marina - I do hope we won't see any returns of these weak moments
Vern - We won't you don't have to worry about that
Marina - I hope not. Like I told you, there is no way I plan to go down for this
Vern - And nor do I, Marina, I promise
Marina nods her head with satisfaction
Marina - So now, anything else to tell me today?
Vern - Yes, I received a phone call. Lucy is on her way here on remand, we can expect her anytime today. It was felt that here was the best option rather than Wentworth
Marina - Yes I suppose killing a prison governor meant high security for poor young Lucy
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