"i'm not going anywhere with you, you ugly forkface!" taehyung shouted at his husband as he pouted his lips a little before throwing a pillow at jungkook's face.

jungkook took hold of the pillow and sighed, "baby, don't you think you're overreacting a little?" he asked as he approached taehyung who was sitting on the bed.

he sat next to him and took his hand in his own, "don't pout, i can't handle it."

"if you can't handle it, then wear the fucking blue tie! i want us to be matching! the red tie is ugly!" taehyung continued to pout before he heard jungkook sigh and give in.

"fine. i'll wear the stupid blue tie. happy? can you stop pouting now?" jungkook said at last to taehyung who smiled and hugged him immediately, "you're the prettiest forkface on the planet." he said before kissing the younger's lips.

jungkook smiled at him before saying, "i've upgraded from a spoonface to a forkface in a week! i've never done such and achievement before."

"you know you're the most beautiful utensil face i know, right?" taehyung said as he pecked the other's nose before he heard him giggle, "hmm, i know."

taehyung and jungkook were getting ready for the party jimin is hosting with his husband as a celebration for their wedding that happened a little while ago, this time inviting close friends only.

taehyung insisted on wearing matching ties with jungkook who wasn't too fond of the idea, until taehyung pouted, of course.

after getting ready, the couple got into their car as they started their drive to jimin's house which is now located in seoul, where his husband worked.

when they arrived, jimin instantly went towards them and hugged taehyung, "i'm so glad you two came. i missed you."

taehyung hugged back before answering, "don't lie. you were probably too busy with your honeymoon to miss me."

jimin pulled away to hit his chest lightly, but a hand circled around his wrist to stop him, "what did i say about hitting my husband, park? did he lie? you were busy fucking yoongi, or well in your case, yoongi doing the fucking, but we don't talk about that. anyway, you didn't even call us once." jungkook said, teasing the older.

jungkook and jimin became really good friends with time, which sometimes made taehyung want to throw himself off a cliff because the two were so annoying when they team against him.

"you're still as annoying as ever, jeon. and just so you know, yoongi doesn't always do the fucking. bitchy asshole." he said as he flicked the youngest boy's forehead.

taehyung sighed, "now is not the time for your annoying bickering, kids. we have a party to attend."

just then, yoongi, jimin's husband

-obviously- walked to them and put his hand around jimin's waist, "don't tell me the kids are back at it again." yoongi said to taehyung who laughed a little and nodded, "kids gotta be kids, it's okay."

jungkook and jimin both pouted, which had both of their husbands chuckling and each kissing the pout away from his lover's face.

"let's go inside." yoongi finally said as he walked back inside, still holding jimin's waist as the other couple followed behind.

the party was fun, taehyung and jimin getting drunk as fuck, while the other two stayed sober, jungkook because he has driving to do after this, and yoongi because drunk jimin always ended in some kind of mess.

now jungkook was trying to get drunk taehyung to walk to the car after saying goodbye to yoongi who was busy carrying drunk jimin to their room.

"stop babying me, i'm not drunk. let go." taehyung protested against the hands the were holding him in place so he wouldn't fall.

"okay, i'm gonna let you go then." jungkook replied and removed his hands only to have taehyung stumbling forward and almost falling if jungkook didn't react quickly to stop him for falling face first onto the floor.

"i can't believe you actually let go." taehyung said, "i'm obviously drunk, i was gonna fall and you let go." taehyung started to cry. oh right, did i mention that drunk taehyung is a complete drama queen?

jungkook got taehyung safely into the car before going to the driver's seat and starting the car, "don't cry baby, i caught you in time, i didn't let you fall."

"right, why am i crying then?" taehyung whispered to himself only to hear jungkook chuckle, "because you're a drama queen baby."

taehyung's cheeks and the tips of his ears burned red which had jungkook asking, "why are you going all shy on me now?"

"you called me a queen." taehyung giggled and covered his face, jungkook instantly smiling at his cuteness.

the rest of their ride consisted of taehyung singing cartoon movies' songs cutely and jungkook smiling at how adorable taehyung was when he was drunk.

when the finally got home and jungkook was able to put the older down on their bed, taehyung started crying again.

jungkook quickly sat down next to him and cupped his face, "why are you crying baby?" he asked worriedly and taehyung sniffed, "because we've been married for almost two years and i'm still not pregnant. what if there's something wrong with me?"

jungkook couldn't help but laugh.

"what're you laughing about?" taehyung pouted and wiped his tears away as he stared at jungkook. "baby you're a man, you can't get pregnant. i think that's the only reason why you're not pregnant yet."

taehyung's pout went bigger, "who told you i can't get pregnant? did you talk with my doctor behind my back? what's wrong with me? why can't i have kids?"

jungkook honestly didn't know how to reply, he knew drunk taehyung was a drama queen, but he didn't know he also got amnesia to forget that men can't get pregnant. god, this was new.

just then, taehyung burst out laughing. "prank. i pranked you." he said between loud laughs. jungkook couldn't believe this, what the fuck?

"you're pranking me?" jungkook said as he put his hands on the older's tummy, "prank, huh?" he said as he started to tickle taehyung who squirmed between his hold and laughed uncontrollably, "i-i'm sorry."

"of course you are." he finally stopped his torture attack on taehyung, "i thought i had to explain to you why men can't get pregnant." taehyung giggled at that and cupped the younger's face who was hovering over him.

"wouldn't it be nice if we had a kid though?"

jungkook's eyes widened. they've never had this talk before. he didn't imagine he'd ever talk about that with a non sober taehyung.

but he smiled and caressed the older's cheek as he spoke, "you want a kid, baby?"

taehyung nodded shyly.

"why didn't you tell me before?"

taehyung looked away, "i was scared you didn't want it. you never said anything about getting a child so i wasn't sure what you're reaction would be." taehyung looked at him again, "and i'm almost fourty, i think it's time. i know i wanna have a kid with you. a kid that i can play with. and i wanna teach them all the things my parents taught me. i want them to play the guitar like i do. so many things i'm looking forward to. and the thought of the kid being yours too, you can teach them how to be as good as you are, watch football matches with them because i'll never be able to watch one with you because i really find them annoying." he finished with a little giggle.

jungkook couldn't help but smile the whole time taehyung talked. the way he talked about it was really beautiful, and it made jungkook excited.

"i'd love nothing more than having a kid with you. i want them to carry your genes so they can be as cute as you are." jungkook whispered to taehyung who smiled.

"then our second kid will carry yours. we'll have a mini taehyung and a mini jungkook running around our house, how nice is that?"

"very nice." jungkook said before pecking taehyung's nose then his lips. "i love you so much petal."

"i love you so much too baby."

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