《Hood shit 3》35
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happy birthday to me🐐big 4 years old.
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happy birthday bookie
happy kash day🖤
happy birthday to my fav baby in the world. Ain't nb fw you bae💚.
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happy birthday to my thugged out son😂 your getting so big. I couldn't wait to hear you say your first words and now you stay cussing somebody out & you only 4😭 anyways bookie you know we finna turn up for you & I love you more than I love myself🐐🖤
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So y'all it's been 3 years & me & Journey is 19 years old.
Also me, kj, kash, Kai, Jamal, Carson, Bri, and Journey stay in a big ass house together.
We had to move out of my moms house because she's pregnant again & plus we got to old for that.
We asked Kacey and dior to move in with us but bri and dior don't like eachother so they choose not to.
& dior is pregnant so they needed their space which I'm not mad at. I'm Proud of them.
Kai Kai got so big & he can talk very clear now & im a proud mama. He do go to daycare & stuff like that because he needs to be smart. Lol.
Anyways right now I'm just getting up. I been tryna get kash off me fa the longest. But I did then I went to the bathroom we had connected to our room.
I was happy everybody agreed to let me & kash get the biggest room. I used the toilet, washed my hands, brush my teeth, then washed my face.
" wassup." Kyrie said kissing my face. " good morning." I smiled. " don't do that crying shit today." He said brushing his teeth. " you know I am." I pouted.
"Better suck that shit up." He joked and I mugged him. " don't worry bout me, ok boo?" I said.
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" yeah ight." He said laughing. " when you gon wake him up?" He asked me.
" I'm not, he gone sleep as long as he want because I gotta go get so much shit." I said shaking my head huffing.
" yeen gotta get nun, I'll go get everything." He said and I smiled kissing his soft lips.
" we can both go get stuff." I said while he licked his lips at me. " bet. Just lmk what you need me to go get." He said & I nodded.
"Okay." I said walking out of our room going to the kitchen. I fixed me & Kyrie some cereal.
"Damn, you ain't gon fix me nun?" Journey said coming in the kitchen. " and not." I said looking at her.
" that's crazy." She mugged me getting her a bowl. I got me & Kyrie bowl & took it to our room.
" here." I said handing it to him. " thank you." He said kissing me. " you welcome." I said grabbing my phone & sitting down.
" ma." I heard then I looked and saw Kai standing at the door rubbing his eyes.
"Good morning papa, happy birthday." I said sitting my food down. "Thank you." He said as I picked him up.
" happy birthday Kai." Kyrie said. " thank you." He said as I sat him on the bed.
"Here." I said feeding him some of my cereal since I didn't feel like going back to the kitchen.
" what time is it?" I asked Kyrie & he picked up his phone. "11:47." He said & I nodded.
" you wanna give him his first gift?" I asked smiling. I was tryna keep myself from crying but I know ima cry later.
" yeah." Kyrie said getting up going to the closet getting his gift.
"Here, open it." Kyrie said handing it to him. Kai was really a grown ass man😂. He is so gangsta & stay cussing.
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" ouuu." Kai said putting it on getting off the bed. "I'm so weak." I said recording him.
" turn me up son." Kyrie yelled & I couldn't stop laughing this shit was tew funny.
" you gotta chill." I laughed while he stuck up the middle finger.
"This chain hard." Kai said & I laughed shaking my head. " ain't it?" Kyrie asked him & Kai nodded his head.
" ma, I'm still hungry." Kai said frowning at me. " what you want to eat?" I asked him.
This boy so spoiled. " bacon." He said & I nodded calling Journey.
" hello?" She answered. " Kai want some bacon. Can you fix him some?" I asked her.
" yes, anything for my papa." She said smiling & I hung up in her face.
" so, the plan is ima go get his outfit & shoes, while you go get the cake & cupcakes." I told Kyrie.
" that's a bet, make sure you send me the address. What time to go get it tho?" He asked me.
" it's ready now so whenever you feel like it but it gotta be before the party." I told him. " duh." He said & I mugged him.
" I sent the place." I told him putting my phone on the bed. " bet, I'm finna go now." He said going to the bathroom. "Ok."
" Mmcht." Kai said smacking his teeth and huffing. "What's wrong papa?" I asked as he stood there mugging.
" I'm hungry." He mugged me. " Kai, tighten up yo auntie cooking yo food." I mugged him right tf back.
He walked out the door, I'm guessing he going downstairs to the kitchen.
Kyrie came out the bathroom dressed then he grabbed his keys.
"Ima be back, i love you." He said pecking my lips then grabbing his gun & wallet leaving.
I was finna get up until I saw my mama calling me. "Hello?" I answered her FaceTime call.
" hey, where Kai?" She asked me. " he downstairs, he mad cause he hungry." I said getting up with me & Kyrie bowl & my phone in my hand.
" well, why you ain't feed my baby?" She asked me. " he just woke up & ain think he would wake up that soon cause you know Kai be up all night playing the game with his daddy." I told her.
" oh ok. Well ima be over there later. What time the party start?" She asked for the 20th time.
"3 ma, set a timer asum." I told her & she started laughing as I walked in the kitchen seeing Kai eating bacon & eggs.
" did you tell your auntie thank you?" I asked him & he shook his head still eating. He wasn't gone tell her.
" ion need a timer, I'll see you later." She said hanging up.
I washed me & Kyrie bowl before looking at Kai. " you getting so big." I started crying.
" girllll." Journey dragged watching me just cry my eyes out. "Go hug mommy Kai Kai." She told him.
He came over hugging me & that made me cry even more. " girl, you crying like somebody died." Journey said giving me a napkin to wipe my face.
" Kai tell yo mama to stop crying." She told him & he mugged her. " ma, stop crying." He said causing Journey to start laughing.
" bye, I'm finna go cry in peace." I said going to my room.
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(I'm too lazy to do the whole party part but they had fun)
Vote & cmt💕
Excuse any mistakes
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