《Hood shit 3》17
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"Hey my babies, it's Jayda and I'm back with another video."
"Today I'm going to be pranking my lovely parents and my boyfriend. Two pranks in one day but different videos."
"So first I'm going to prank my parents like I don't want the baby anymore."
"They in the living room .. dang how I'ma get the camera in there?" I asked scratching my head.
"Okay ima figure it out... I'll be back." I said cutting the camera off.
I sneaked in the living room so that they wouldn't see me.
I saw a spot that I could put the camera at with out them seeing me and that's what I did.
"Uhhhh." I sighed sitting next to my dad. "Whatchu whining for now?" He asked me.
"I'm tired." I told him sounding like I was finna cry for fake. "Tired of what?" My mama asked me.
"This baby mama." I said shaking my head. "Whatchu mean?" She asked.
"I mean what I said mama. I wish this wouldn't have happened." I lied.
"Suck that shit up." Jay, my dad told me. "Right cause you just saying shit now." Kaymari, my mama told me.
"I don't want it anymore." I told them standing up in front of both of them.
"Well to fucking bad." He told me and I mugged him.
"Jayda, wha- why? You was just happy about him now you don't want him? That's being selfish now because he almost here. If you didn't want him you should have did it when he was a egg. You not getting rid of him and I mean it. You laid in that bed and choose to get pregnant jayda." My mama told me.
"You damn right she not getting rid of him." My dad said.
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"Yes I am mama, I'm sorry. I just don't want him anymore. I'm not ready for motherhood." I told her.
"Mm m m." My dad said standing up walking out of the living room.
"Jayda, if you don't want him then I'll get him. Your not about to get rid of a baby when he already have feet, legs, and more." My mama told me.
"No, I'm not about to go through allat pain just to not keep the baby to myself." I told her and she started crying.
"Wait- mama I'm sorry it's a prank." I said hugging her and wiping her tears.
"Jayda you don't play like that. Someone out there living and can't have kids and you can." She said still crying.
"I was playing mama, I want my baby. Please stop crying." I told her going to grab the camera.
"I should really beat yo ass. Get out of my face." She mugged me and I laughed going to find dad.
"Pops?" I asked knocking on their room door. "Get away from my door." He yelled.
I opened it seeing him laying on the bed watching tv.
"It was a prank." I laughed showing him on the camera. "Tired of you and that YouTube shit." He rolled his eyes.
"I'm dead. Punk." I said laughing and ran a little so he wouldn't do anything to me.
"This was funny. Make sure to like comment and subscribe. And comment for ideas." I said then blew a kiss turning the camera off.
I was going to prank Kash but he wasn't here so ima do it another time.
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"And how old are you Journey?" The lady that I was speaking to for modeling asked me over the phone.
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"I'm 16 years old." I said nervous because I didn't know if I was going to get accepted.
"Okay, well it looks to me that your all good. You can start modeling next month. Have a nice day miss ray." She told me and I smiled so hard.
"Thank you so much." I said cheesing so hard. This was one of the best days of my life.
"Goodbye." She said hanging up and I started crying. Through all the things I been through I'm so happy.
I got out of my bed doing a happy dance before going to my mama room.
"Come in baby." She said and I slowly open the door covering my eyes.
"Open them fat ass eyes." Dad said mugging me and I open them giving him my pinky finger.
"Leave my child alone." My mama said hitting his chest and I laughed at him.
"Anyways I got accepted to the mire modeling center." I told them.
"That's great new baby, congratulations." She told me pulling me into a hug.
"Thank you." I smiled. "Congrats steppa, I love you." My dad told Me.
"Thank you steppa. Love y'all more." I said and they was so proud of my I know it.
"You'll never have to want for nothing mamas." My mama told me.
"Facts." Dad said hugging me. Then I went and told jayda.
"OMG THATS AMAZING!" Jayda yelled hugging me and kissing all over my face.
"Thank you." I said pushing her off of me because ion kno where her lips been.
"Don't play with me. I know what you thinking." Jayda said then we both started laughing.
"Did you tell Kacey?" She asked me and I shook my head no.
"I'll tell him later when I see him because ion wanna tell him over the phone."
"That's understandable." She told me nodding her head.
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