《Hood shit 3》15
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"Hey y'all, welcome to my YouTube channel. And today I'm going to be doing a q&a so y'all can get to know me kinda." I smiled into the camera.
"Anyways y'all going to get to know the professional me because Ain tryna at ratchet on this ho- I mean on this thing."
"See I'm fuck- messing up already. but lemme take a bite of this chicken cause it's just sitting here looking good."
I bit a piece then grabbed my phone to get the questions.
"First question is what's my whole name. Fed much? Anyways it's Jayda ray. Y'all don't need to know my middle name."
"Next how old am I, I am 16 years old." I said looking at more questions.
"Okay, someone asked when is my birthday. It's may 27 ." I said eating my fries.
"Bae?" Kyrie asked coming into the dining room where I was. "Yeah?" I asked looking at him.
"I was looking for you. Whatchu doing?" He asked kissing me. "My YouTube video bye." I mugged him.
"Damn it's like that? Lemme get a wing." He said grabbing it without me saying yes or no.
"See you got me fucked up kyrie, ima beat yo motherfucking ass." I said slapping his hand and my wing fell back where it was.
"Bet that up on gang." He said walking away and I shrugged my shoulders. Idgaf.
"Y'all see what he did right? Right. The disrespect." I rolled my eyes.
"Anyways next, do I have any siblings. Yes I have an older brother and twin sister."
After doing a lot more questions I cleaned up my mess and went to my room and saw a sleeping Kyrie.
I place my camera in a safe place and put my phone on the charger.
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After that I went to take a hot shower.
"Ugly boy toxic boy say she love me .." I sung a youngboy lyric😭.
Random shit just be popping up in my head and the other girl in my head be telling me to say it out loud.
Don't think I'm crazy bec- never mind I might be crazy.
Anywaysss after my long hot shower I got out and washed my face then brushed my teeth again.
Because I just ate and that's just dirty of me .. i don't know what I'm talking bout.
Anywho I go in my closet and grabbed some joggers and a black t shirt.
"Wanna take it all back from where it started , life of the partyyyyy. Right where my heart at." Kyrie sung.
"Wasn't you just sleep?" I asked grabbing my phone from my charger. "Yes, and what about it?" He asked me in a girly voice.
"Bye." I said laughing and he laughed with me. "Jaydaaa!" Journey yelled at my door.
"What jour?" I asked opening the door. "I'm bored." She said coming in.
"Whatchu want me to do about it?" I asked laying in my bed.
"Play the game with me Kyrie." She said mugging him. "Ahh no, I just got off." He said looking down at his phone.
"Y'all are no fun. I'm finna call my brother." She said mugging us. "Bye." I told her.
"Tuh, I'm staying in here." She said looking at me side ways. She got on her phone and called Kacey.
"Waddup?" Kacey answered. "Hey, where you at?" She asked him.
"Dacrib." He said and she smiled at me for some reason.
"Come get me, please." She said doing the face that gets her way. "Ight." He said hanging up.
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"Ahh I thought some boring folks said some." She said leaving my room shutting the door behind her.
"She get on my nerves cuh." Kyrie said laughing. "Mhm I didn't ask." I told him.
"You just mad because I took yo wing." He smiled. "You didn't take shit, you tried to." I said mugging him.
"Mhm." He said rubbing my belly. I got my computer and started editing my video.
"Brlddd." Kyrie said making me mug him. "Get yo loud ass out my ear." I told him.
"Shut up. You hungry?" He asked me. "No, I just ate." I told him.
"So, you stay hungry." He told me looking at his phone. "You been into yo phone a lil to much for me."
"Cuh, don't you see me on YouTube? Ain't nobody cheating on yo fine ass." He said rubbing my booty.
"I know because you know better." I told him and he shook his head.
"Mhm."
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